Also, I've learned that drunk women don't take to snark or ultra sarcasm very well. Apparently I'M the asshole.

On your first post I thought everyone already made the switch. Boxers suck, even more in the summer.

I'd rather a pissed off alligator come after me at close range than sarcasm that goes misread from a drunk girl.

Pratt hasn't made the switch because he doesn't wanna drop green on new pairs of boxer-briefs because he's got perfectly usable boxers still left. I was stating that boxer briefs would instantly make you feel alright about throwing those boxers away.

Ah didn't see that. You are CORRECT. Throw them out

PrattRules wrote:I've been trying to catch up with this thread for a while. Finally did it after having no motivation to do anything today besides nurse a hangover.

I want to switch over from boxers to boxer briefs. Unfortunately, I have built up a stockpile of boxers after years of shitty Christmas presents. My mind is telling me I have to go through these before I can justify buying all new pairs of boxer briefs. This could take years unless I stop wiping.

three words for you: instant chamois stash

702 wrote:Also, I've learned that drunk women don't take to snark or ultra sarcasm very well. Apparently I'M the asshat.

Were you trying to neg them?

PSUEagle wrote:

702 wrote:Also, I've learned that drunk women don't take to snark or ultra sarcasm very well. Apparently I'M the asshat.

Were you trying to neg them?

No, just group conversation.

702 wrote:

PSUEagle wrote:

702 wrote:Also, I've learned that drunk women don't take to snark or ultra sarcasm very well. Apparently I'M the asshat.

Were you trying to neg them?

No, just group conversation.

Gotcha.

I'm pretty sure the dudes that write those GET LAID books are just trolling people, TBH.

the data I thought was encrypted was actually GUIDs so TIL/TIFU

http://www.iflscience.com/environment/w ... e-age-2030

Gonna start an 'I'm out" thread for this.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/ ... ly-big-one

RIP smitty

jerseyhoya wrote:http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

RIP smitty

good read. I saw a special on that about 7-8 years ago. I still want to move there, but it's hard to find the sweet spot where you are far enough east that you avoid the danger areas while still being far enough west that you get enough rain and access to the beaches.
I was looking just east and west of the Portland area.

So, Saturday morning I got in my car to go to work and made it about a block before I noticed a rancid smell. I mean RANCID. Realized in about five seconds that my car's floors were absolutely soaked -- I was parked on Front Street on Thursday and the street must have flooded, AND the sewer backed up. My car was literally filled with shit. Did a Twitter search and this is what it looked like on Thurs:



Insurance adjustor came out today and said the car is a health hazard and they have to take it. She said she knows what rain water backup smells like, and that wasn't it. Basically confirmed it was sewage. Fortunately the car was in excellent condition otherwise and I got a nice insurance check for it (I got blue book minus what I owed on my loan). The bad news is I was about a year away from paying off my car, and now I'm going to have to restart the car loan payment cycle AGAIN.

ate brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been picking remnants out of my teeth with paper clips for 3 hours.

Eem wrote:So, Saturday morning I got in my car to go to work and made it about a block before I noticed a rancid smell. I mean RANCID. Realized in about five seconds that my car's floors were absolutely soaked -- I was parked on Front Street on Thursday and the street must have flooded, AND the sewer backed up. My car was literally filled with shit. Did a Twitter search and this is what it looked like on Thurs:



Insurance adjustor came out today and said the car is a health hazard and they have to take it. She said she knows what rain water backup smells like, and that wasn't it. Basically confirmed it was sewage. Fortunately the car was in excellent condition otherwise and I got a nice insurance check for it (I got blue book minus what I owed on my loan). The bad news is I was about a year away from paying off my car, and now I'm going to have to restart the car loan payment cycle AGAIN.

jesuss

Eem wrote:So, Saturday morning I got in my car to go to work and made it about a block before I noticed a rancid smell. I mean RANCID. Realized in about five seconds that my car's floors were absolutely soaked -- I was parked on Front Street on Thursday and the street must have flooded, AND the sewer backed up. My car was literally filled with shit. Did a Twitter search and this is what it looked like on Thurs:



Insurance adjustor came out today and said the car is a health hazard and they have to take it. She said she knows what rain water backup smells like, and that wasn't it. Basically confirmed it was sewage. Fortunately the car was in excellent condition otherwise and I got a nice insurance check for it (I got blue book minus what I owed on my loan). The bad news is I was about a year away from paying off my car, and now I'm going to have to restart the car loan payment cycle AGAIN.

was it parked anywhere near where you live? did you even notice the streets flooded?

Monkeyboy wrote:

jerseyhoya wrote:http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/07/20/the-really-big-one

RIP smitty

good read. I saw a special on that about 7-8 years ago. I still want to move there, but it's hard to find the sweet spot where you are far enough east that you avoid the danger areas while still being far enough west that you get enough rain and access to the beaches.
I was looking just east and west of the Portland area.

Stay on the inland side of the coast range and you might avoid getting wiped out by the tsunami at least.

we are all going to die one day

speak for yourself mortal

CalvinBall wrote:

Eem wrote:So, Saturday morning I got in my car to go to work and made it about a block before I noticed a rancid smell. I mean RANCID. Realized in about five seconds that my car's floors were absolutely soaked -- I was parked on Front Street on Thursday and the street must have flooded, AND the sewer backed up. My car was literally filled with shit. Did a Twitter search and this is what it looked like on Thurs:



Insurance adjustor came out today and said the car is a health hazard and they have to take it. She said she knows what rain water backup smells like, and that wasn't it. Basically confirmed it was sewage. Fortunately the car was in excellent condition otherwise and I got a nice insurance check for it (I got blue book minus what I owed on my loan). The bad news is I was about a year away from paying off my car, and now I'm going to have to restart the car loan payment cycle AGAIN.

was it parked anywhere near where you live? did you even notice the streets flooded?

cal assembling his own database over here