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by **ReadingPhilly** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 22:59:09

BigEd76 wrote:Ask Siri what 0 divided by 0 is and she tells you a story about Cookie Monster and you being a loser

Liar

by **BigEd76** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 23:01:58

I guess I should've used commas. I wasn't saying Cookie Monster was a loser

Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends.

by **ReadingPhilly** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 23:10:23

She just told me it was indeterminate. Whore

by **BigEd76** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 23:45:14

On the screen, yeah, but listen to what she says

by **ReadingPhilly** » Wed Jul 01, 2015 23:54:15

"alright, here's what I got:"

Prob my old phone.

by **pacino** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 08:11:55

DC Navy Yard in lockdown, possible active shooter

by **drsmooth** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 08:18:05

going into NYC for the 4th

bring it, ter'ists - I will SO shove a lit sparkler up yo ass

by **Grotewold** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 08:23:32

Is a $35 monthly sewer bill a lot?

by **pacino** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 08:26:03

mine's $22 a month. depends on where you live

by **Bucky** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 08:31:33

guess it depends how much you value your poop

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 09:45:15

Grotewold wrote:Is a $35 monthly sewer bill a lot?

definitely varies. some places are in the $100/month range. i think ours is $30-40 for a quarter.

by **mickbayne** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:11:02

Am I supposed to get a separate sewer bill in Philly? Because I haven't yet. At my old place it was like $15-20 per month.

by **jamiethekiller** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:11:33

its the same as the water bill, right?

by **Bucky** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:11:54

no, PWD handles both input and output in the city

by **702** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:18:51

I'm shitting a stream of liquid shit. Pissing out of my ass does no justice to explaining.

by **mickbayne** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:29:16

Bucky wrote:no, PWD handles both input and output in the city

Cool!

by **Grotewold** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:39:00

This Sour Patch Kids gum I bought tastes like Sour Patch Kids for maybe 30 seconds. How do they let this crap out of the factory

by **ReadingPhilly** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:43:25

Two veteran journalists were caught up in an attempted robbery while catching dinner on Wednesday night in Albuquerque, New Mexico — ending in the death of the would-be robber.

Former CNN anchor Lynne Russell told NBC News a story straight out of film noir, filled with coded messages, robbery at gunpoint, and an eventual shootout at a dark and shadowy Motel 6.

Russell said that at about 11:35 p.m. local time an armed man approached her in the parking lot of her motel and pushed her into her room with her husband, former CNN reporter Chuck de Caro.

The pair were better prepared than their assailant thought, according to NBC:

Russell and de Caro — both described as expert shots — were legally carrying concealed handguns, she said. She said she offered to search her purse for something of value to hand over to the gunman — and slipped her gun into the purse, which she then handed to her husband.

"'Is there anything in here we can give him?'" Russell said she asked. "Chuck said, 'Oh, yes, there is.'"

The assailant reportedly backed up and began firing at de Caro, who flashed his concealed gun and returned in kind.

"Chuck fired back, and it was a shootout," Russell, herself a former private investigator and sheriff's deputy with a black belt in martial arts, told NBC.

"The guy went down, and he was history," she added.

De Caro was reportedly shot three times, but avoided any damage to vital organs and he was expected to survive.

boom

by **CalvinBall** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:46:04

Grotewold wrote:This Sour Patch Kids gum I bought tastes like Sour Patch Kids for maybe 30 seconds. How do they let this crap out of the factory

people like you will buy it

by **Grotewold** » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:56:29

CalvinBall wrote:
Grotewold wrote:This Sour Patch Kids gum I bought tastes like Sour Patch Kids for maybe 30 seconds. How do they let this crap out of the factory

people like you will buy it

first off, mac, I won't buy it again!

second off, I hadn't bought gum in a year or so, so if this company has me in mind when it's calibrating its flavors, they've got even bigger problems than I had thought

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