10 of our family members just left after we had them over for a father's day bbq. almost strangled my nephew 14 times

associate Beck's "Christmas with Heather" line with Heather Graham because she really had it going on those days

The Dude wrote:10 of our family members just left after we had them over for a father's day bbq. almost strangled my nephew 14 times

lucky 13!

for real. i think i thought about her every day for 5 years

I would pay good money to bury my face into Heather Graham's chest.

I realized I could make popcorn and suddenly life is good. Also, I have bacon marmalade and steak.

"thought"

The Dude wrote:10 of our family members just left after we had them over for a father's day bbq. almost strangled my nephew 14 times

'Me and my Cozens'

remember one time some guy was talking to me about Boogie Nights and how great Mark Wahlberg was in that movie and I was like nah

guy in question looked lke Hispanic Fred Armisen with a pony tail.

were you in portlandia

I was in Media, so I was sort of in North West Portland

I wish I could be friends with a literal bear

literally, a bear

so many loud music calls tonight. Philly goin HAM

You'd have to fight Doll Is Mine first.

don't think DiM is a bear type based off his love of athletes.

Barry Jive wrote:so many loud music calls tonight. Philly goin HAM

Was gonna put one on my neighbor until I realized it was Chromeo

Carry on

I made popcorn. Life is much better.

Dog farts are deadly

Also, seriously looking to move to a new place in a different state.

It's time to start new, nothing going for me here.