ur parents are heros

Seriously. My niece has a half sister who is headed for foster care. That's not a great place to be.

Powerade makes you fireproof!

ruh-roh, fire dispatch to zern's. that place would go up like a book of matches.

that bench thread makes me hate baseball

Youseff wrote:that bench thread makes me hate baseball

I'm sorry

been shitting all of my life out since 2am. might need an IV

jamiethekiller wrote:been shitting all of my life out since 2am. might need an IV

The anti-buryme

Can you wear light brown shoes with a charcoal gray suit? Or only black?

brown is in baby. but let me see them first

if it looks good, do it

what would don draper do

Wear brown shoes and belt with grey all da time

let me see your suit and underwear too

but yeah it works

I don't think those shoes are that light so it's probably ok. if you had a walnut pair or something i'd say only pair with a light/mid gray.

honestly just put them on and look in a mirror...if it looks odd, just wear black.

Looks like I'll be giving those fat cats at the school district a stern talking to, while rocking the brown. Thanks, gents.

I really don't want to be that guy, and I get that a kickball team affiliated with the local arts council isn't exactly going to filled with the most athletic people in town, but if you're literally so afraid of the ball that when it's kicked in your direction that you run away from it, maybe you shouldn't be playing.

Brown shoes don't make it. Quit school, why fake it?