"Cash register justice"

Pretty much SOP for small towns in AR, whose only reason for existence is to slow drivers down through vigorous enforcement of traffic laws.

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WheelsFellOff wrote:superfast jellyfish superfast jellyfish

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At the dude's favorite place.

convince me not to order a pizza for the second day in a row

no

Nope

DO NOT ORDER A PIZZA

ORDER TWO PIZZAS

Florida Man found passed out surround by 14 pizzas; blames Back She Goes dot com

Pizza has been ordered. #yolo

Well now I want pizza, but I'm already halfway through making one of those frozen birdseye garlic chicken things..

gonna make tacos. no regrets.

Had some mellow mushroom pizza for the first time. Not bad.

pizza sounds good

ReadingPhilly wrote:Had some mellow mushroom pizza for the first time. Not bad.

did you talk to god?

got into a shouting match at the hockey rink today with a 16 year old. ashamed of myself. i did apologize after it all, but it was totally immature. my incidental slash on his one finger, on someone without gloves or shin guards or anything, leads to the 16 y/o copping an attitude and sometimes thats what happens when keeping it real goes wrong. i dont like people playin on ma phone. told him to take up curling if he cant deal with contact

WheelsFellOff wrote:Well now I want pizza, but I'm already halfway through making one of those frozen birdseye garlic chicken things..

I get that shit all the time. Aint bad at all.

was coming home from my mother-in-law's in s jersey and stopped at the wawa right before the ben franklin bridge. i went inside for some coffee and heard a great interaction.

Customer: "Do you have cammo mile tea"
Employee: "Cammo Model?"
Customer: "Yes"
Employee: "I don't think so"

Then I went to the mac, and as i'm standing there a huge dude comes out of the men's room looking at me like "do i have to kill this man?". I thought i'd taken his place somehow or his bank info was still on screen, but no, he just points to one of his ears, still staring at me. I hear a girl moaning in ecstasy, so i take a step closer and hear what is undoubtedly a girl getting plowed in the women's room. He kept looking at me like i was angry and said "what the FUCK is going on?" I laughed and went closer to the bathroom door, pretending to decide between Coconut milk and carrot juice at the nearby case.

Wawa wewa