Frank Grimes wrote:

z ipper wrote:on an average day, how long is it from your first alarm buzz til you're out the door? i'm 15 minutes every day. just trying to figure out what percentile i'm in.

it's about 40-45 minutes for me

same. I could do faster but I take some time to watch a little of good morning America and actually wake up before leaving.

I got a haircut too! High five

phatj wrote:I got a haircut too! High five

Yeah bro

CalvinBall wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:real talk, calvin got a great haircut

Aww thanks.

You should wear the sixers hat to parties.

Are you insulting Housh's perfectly styled hair?

Back in the days when I didn't have kids, I was pretty reliably out the door within 30 minutes of getting out of bed, but that could be anywhere from 0-60 minutes from first alarm.

after seeing housh at the sixers and jt on fallon i felt like there was a bit of a resemblance.

yeah pre-kids i was 5 minutes. now who knows

say what you want about cargo shorts, but i have decided they are a necessity for theme parks

Was at a brewfest today and sure enough there were five or six white guys wearing cargo shorts. Sure it was warmer today, but still pretty cold. Assholes.

The Dude wrote:yeah pre-kids i was 5 minutes. now who knows

including shower? that's kind pf incredible

always wanted to invent an express shower thing like a car wash for people

I'm exploiting a market inefficiency by wearing pants in bed

bout to go get some mother fuckin egg mcmuffins

yolo

GETS A BLOCK

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

STILL NOT IN AND NOW IN

never gets old

i aint got not words man

Well yeah, hell yeah I bought a box.

tastes like pancakes and chemicals, kinda dig it

hate to break it to ya, but those arent egg mcmuffins

mmm chemicals