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Postby Ace Rothstein » Fri Jan 31, 2014 13:48:09

Wife asked me for a divorce today, not sure if i haz a sad or if im happy

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Jan 31, 2014 13:49:15

oh shit

sorry man

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Postby mickbayne » Fri Jan 31, 2014 13:49:25

Ace Rothstein wrote:Wife asked me for a divorce today, not sure if i haz a sad or if im happy

Sorry man (or congrats?)
Another day, another box of stolen pens.

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Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:03:59

Damn, rough couple of pages for BSG. In Feb. it is all going to turn around. I can feels it.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:05:12

Ace Rothstein wrote:Wife asked me for a divorce today, not sure if i haz a sad or if im happy


I thought you said you didn't go to wingbowl?
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Postby TomatoPie » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:08:22

Divorce is always good news. I know that sounds weird, but it’s true because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce … That would be sad. If two people were married and they were really and they just had a great thing and then they got divorced, that would be really sad. But that has happened zero times.


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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:10:23

Things are lining up for a 702-Ace Rothstein buddy comedy centered around gambling

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:23:11

Bummer guys.
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Postby Soren » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:24:53

Houshphandzadeh wrote:oh #$!&@

sorry man


Yea. That's rough. (it gets better though)
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:26:13

tough break, ace; unless you decide that it's a good break. then atta-baby
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Postby swishnicholson » Fri Jan 31, 2014 14:44:15

Sorry about that, Ace. Hope everything goes smoothly and you hit the jackpot the day after things are finalized.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 31, 2014 15:15:34

95 people have responded to your survey so far and you're giving away 5 $100 amazon gift cards? OK, I'm convinced.
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby WilliamC » Fri Jan 31, 2014 15:26:45

True Detective is really good. I love it.
Do it again!

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Jan 31, 2014 15:46:13

<rant>

Why is it that whenever I try to troubleshoot some random computer/printer issue with another person and throw out an idea of where in the process it might be messing up, the other person will say some variation of, "Well, it shouldn't... " Of course it shouldn't! That's the point! It SHOULD work though, so something that SHOULD be working isn't and this entire discussion centers around what part that is.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby WilliamC » Fri Jan 31, 2014 15:47:53

Ace Rothstein wrote:Wife asked me for a divorce today, not sure if i haz a sad or if im happy


If I had to lay money down I would say you are coming out winning. The fact that it is a question to you is the answer.

Sorry though? Congrats also?
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Bucky » Fri Jan 31, 2014 15:49:32

congrolences, Ace

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby WilliamC » Fri Jan 31, 2014 15:53:00

People don't even use proper grammar here anymore.
Do it again!

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Jan 31, 2014 16:00:09

Sorry, Ace. Sounds like maybe you saw it coming?
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Jan 31, 2014 16:54:35

Student writes: "The university was going to suck great links to pass their athletes."
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Re: We are a part of the RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Jan 31, 2014 17:05:31

who doesn't love sausage links?
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