And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby Slowhand » Fri Dec 27, 2013 13:10:06

1 wrote:My wife just got a new client for tutoring. Their house is 8800 sq ft. Their property taxes are 19 grand. Jesus Christ.


And yet their kid is still stupid.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby swishnicholson » Fri Dec 27, 2013 13:13:21

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby WheelsFellOff » Fri Dec 27, 2013 13:14:35

Slowhand wrote:
1 wrote:My wife just got a new client for tutoring. Their house is 8800 sq ft. Their property taxes are 19 grand. Jesus Christ.


And yet their kid is still stupid.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Dec 27, 2013 13:17:05

feeling a tinge of jealousy after finding out someone bought a $3.5M match 6 ticket in my township.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby 1 » Fri Dec 27, 2013 13:20:39

Slowhand wrote:
1 wrote:My wife just got a new client for tutoring. Their house is 8800 sq ft. Their property taxes are 19 grand. Jesus Christ.


And yet their kid is still stupid.

Dad is school board president. Make that change!

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby pacino » Fri Dec 27, 2013 14:10:04

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby The Dude » Fri Dec 27, 2013 14:11:32

Today I've already seen the Macy's lights, went to Christmas village, took my daughter to see some people at work, ate lunch, and saw the big screen thing at Comcast. Most productive i've ever been
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Dec 27, 2013 16:13:40

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby Youseff » Fri Dec 27, 2013 22:53:00

how can I tell if my internet sucks or if it's someone stealing my shit?

can't even stream spotify over airfoil/airport lately
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby The Dude » Fri Dec 27, 2013 22:55:31

if you go into your router you'll be able to see all the devices connected to it
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby Ramon Gris » Sat Dec 28, 2013 05:53:22

I'd like to say: Fuck interstate 81. I had to pick it up around Harrisburg and take it to Roanoke, Virginia. Shitty traffic, lots of trucks and mountains (and trucks on mountains). I was trying to take 81 to 77 to get to Charlotte, then Savannah. Thought I'd cut out the nonsense around Baltimore, DC and Richmond. Instead I wasted an hour and a half getting from 78 to Maryland. Then, fuck Maryland, and I ended up in West Virginia. Fuck West Virginia. Fuck the whole freezing cold east coast. I got a case of Mad Elf, which is all I really wanted, and I'm drinking it in Savannah, Georgia. Happy Christmas.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby 702 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 06:55:05

The after midnight 2.99 breakfast skillet at the Sante Fe is theeeeeeee shit.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby Youseff » Sat Dec 28, 2013 12:14:17

I have a 600 sq ft apartment and I have to poop and my wife takes hour long plus showers :arrow: :|
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby phatj » Sat Dec 28, 2013 14:00:18

Pretty disappointed in the talent at Ikea today

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Dec 28, 2013 14:26:38

Youseff wrote:I have a 600 sq ft apartment and I have to poop and my wife takes hour long plus showers :arrow: :|


Time to move to the next stage of intimacy.

Or go to Starbucks.
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby The Dude » Sat Dec 28, 2013 14:27:27

phatj wrote:Pretty disappointed in the talent at Ikea today


think the only time i'm impressed is during college move-in
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby Bucky » Sat Dec 28, 2013 14:37:44

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phatj wrote:Pretty disappointed in the talent at Ikea today


think the only time i'm impressed is during college move-in



was awesome last week. it's also much better when you take my advice and walk the store backwards. Much more of a variety.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby PrattRules » Sat Dec 28, 2013 18:16:48

phatj wrote:Pretty disappointed in the talent at Ikea today


Lot of talent at Sesame Place though.
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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby SK790 » Sat Dec 28, 2013 20:08:54

I think the most annoying thing about people my age (mid 20s) is when they watch any sort of documentary they get all up in arms about it for like a day or two and then never care again. My roommate just watched some political ones and will not stop lecturing people on changing the world. He has never voted in his life.

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Re: And we'll never be RANDOM...It don't run in our blood

Postby 1 » Sun Dec 29, 2013 11:54:59

I was passed by a black and white Bugatti with the license plate "veyron". Ed, find out who owns it.

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