our fridge is packed with food, so I had to put all the beer & Mike's outside to get chilled for tomorrow's 25+ person dinner here. As a service to my family, I'm checking the temperature of the Mike's every 15 minutes or so to make sure it's getting cold enough for consumption tomorrow.

You're welcome, family.

At my mom and dad's house. I got up real early and went to the gym. I get home and there's no food in the house other than oatmeal. Who are these people? We don't go over to my grandparents' house for dinner until 5:00. Gonna be a long day.

My sister is hating on my brother and me for enjoying the mindless entertainment that is The Rock.

She's playing Candy Crush.

These kids are zipping up and down the street on their new eclectic scooter things. Can't wait for all the cranky old people on my parents' street to call the cops.

Board is dead. I'm bored. Still alive.

They forgot the dressing on my salad for lunch. Getting healthy!

Took the biggest dump of my life today. Had to snap a picture of it.

are you on snapchat perchance?

PrattRules wrote:Took the biggest dump of my life today. Had to snap a picture of it.

Your body told the salad to fuck off

Anybody got a hipinion account and can get me signed up there?

Where do you think the term "toss your salad" came from? I've never been there, but still, it 's really far from the image I would come up with. Maybe I lack imagination.

I had an ex bent over the kitchen counter... While shooting for the v i guess I over shot and got the a. I mean I've used that excuse before when I used another part of my anatomy but when you're in that close you really can't see. Took me the "oh wow azrider, I didn't know" until I figured it out. Long story short... She liked it, me... Just happy the girl does an excellent wiping. But yeah, it must have to do something with the kitchen.

Goodness

truely, az lives more than we normal folk do.

I think he just fell asleep watching Brokeback

#nolube

swishnicholson wrote:Where do you think the term "toss your salad" came from? I've never been there, but still, it 's really far from the image I would come up with. Maybe I lack imagination.

DIM?

My wife just got a new client for tutoring. Their house is 8800 sq ft. Their property taxes are 19 grand. Jesus Christ.

Be thankful we dont live in CA. My boss has a house that size in Atherton (outside of Palo Alto). His property taxes are over $100k per year. State income tax is 11% for someone making enough money to live in that area.