z ipper wrote:wife wants bk for her birthday (we're going out on the weekend). haven't been in 10+ years. what's good? is two whoppers insane?

It's a trap.

why are you implying that his wife has a dicc

WilliamC wrote:I didn't say anything when it happened a couple weeks ago because it is personal but now it is the ancient past so I just wanted to let all of you know not to piss on your laptops. They don't come back from it and there is no warranty for it.

once a college roommate blamed me for pissing on his stereo. I didn't think it was me but I couldn't really be sure. felt vindicated when he pissed in his drawer a few months later

a grown man in college pissed on his roommate's television at 3am thinking he had reached the dorm bathroom

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

WilliamC wrote:I didn't say anything when it happened a couple weeks ago because it is personal but now it is the ancient past so I just wanted to let all of you know not to piss on your laptops. They don't come back from it and there is no warranty for it.

once a college roommate blamed me for pissing on his stereo. I didn't think it was me but I couldn't really be sure. felt vindicated when he pissed in his drawer a few months later

That is funny.

I was a little worried because even at my worst I have always been good at pissing in toilets. Don't remember ever pissing in the bed or anywhere that wasn't at least a decent place to piss. I am going to chalk this up to falling asleep/passing out on my couch(which I never do, I barely ever even sit on it). You can get lost in your own home when you are f'd up. and when I found a cover that lifted up I probably just went. Fuck.

Capital one is good and you get good rates if you don't have much debt

Credit cards associated with metals are normally good. Gold; platinum; titanium; zinc. All of them are good.

I like my Capital One card a lot. I used it to buy the doomed computer.

Werthless wrote:

z ipper wrote:wife wants bk for her birthday (we're going out on the weekend). haven't been in 10+ years. what's good? is two whoppers insane?

It's a trap.

they have any two for 5 deal going on. the whopper hasn't changed much, i would however check out some of their new chicken and fish sandwiches.

azrider wrote:

Werthless wrote:

z ipper wrote:wife wants bk for her birthday (we're going out on the weekend). haven't been in 10+ years. what's good? is two whoppers insane?

It's a trap.

they have any two for 5 deal going on. the whopper hasn't changed much, i would however check out some of their new chicken and fish sandwiches.

It makes no sense to get chicken at a burger place. Get a damn burger. A big greasy one. You don't get burgers at Kentucky fried chicken and you don't get steak at Red Lobster and you don't get catfish at a bar-b-que place.

I hope I'm learning you guys some things here. This is important.

I applaud z ipper's wife for being down to earth and realizing that being married to z ipper is enough for her. But yeah, just in case, splurge a little and get an extra Whopper to go.

i like BK onion rings

Also, the classy thing is to splurge on onion rings instead of the fries.

TenuredVulture wrote:Also, the classy thing is to splurge on onion rings instead of the fries.

both make you fat

definitely the o-rings, it is like the real reason to go to bk.

Haven't eaten BK in over five years, but their chicken sandwiches were pretty good

make her a custom rodeo burger

smitty wrote:

azrider wrote:

Werthless wrote:

z ipper wrote:wife wants bk for her birthday (we're going out on the weekend). haven't been in 10+ years. what's good? is two whoppers insane?

It's a trap.

they have any two for 5 deal going on. the whopper hasn't changed much, i would however check out some of their new chicken and fish sandwiches.

It makes no sense to get chicken at a burger place. Get a damn burger. A big greasy one. You don't get burgers at Kentucky fried chicken and you don't get steak at Red Lobster and you don't get catfish at a bar-b-que place.

I hope I'm learning you guys some things here. This is important.

i would agree. unfortunately though chick-fil-a are kind of few and far between. sometimes you just have to make things work with the cards you get dealt. you must learn to adapt to less than optimal situations in life.

I don't eat at Chik Fil A. You shouldn't either, azrider. I'm disappointed.

azrider wrote:

smitty wrote:

azrider wrote:

Werthless wrote:

z ipper wrote:wife wants bk for her birthday (we're going out on the weekend). haven't been in 10+ years. what's good? is two whoppers insane?

It's a trap.

they have any two for 5 deal going on. the whopper hasn't changed much, i would however check out some of their new chicken and fish sandwiches.

It makes no sense to get chicken at a burger place. Get a damn burger. A big greasy one. You don't get burgers at Kentucky fried chicken and you don't get steak at Red Lobster and you don't get catfish at a bar-b-que place.

I hope I'm learning you guys some things here. This is important.

i would agree. unfortunately though chick-fil-a are kind of few and far between. sometimes you just have to make things work with the cards you get dealt. you must learn to adapt to less than optimal situations in life.

Your words are wise. Improvise, adapt and overcome. Just like Clint in that Marine movie.