I hadn't heard that. It's probably actually colon cancer.

azrider wrote:i was thinking about ridding myself of a lot of BS in my life and trying to settle down. i was seriously contemplating that maybe finding a nice cute chubby girl might be the ticket. you know, relatively low maintenance, has a job, a car and is liberal with offering up the bj's...

then i saw the pic above!!!

chubby =/= obese white trash

if you find a chubby chick, is there a way to find out if she is maxed out? i mean is she in the middle of her growth phase or this is pretty much it? granted pregnancy is of course a wild card in the deck, but i just don't want some fat chick. chubby chick i think i can deal with, fat no.

azrider wrote:if you find a chubby chick, is there a way to find out if she is maxed out?

college photos and her mother

thats a pretty good go by

Also, observe diet and workout routines. I'm not sure what conclusion you should draw here, but it's probably relevant.

TenuredVulture wrote:Also, observe diet and workout routines. I'm not sure what conclusion you should draw here, but it's probably relevant.

can't trust that for a while

If I see a chubby girl who pretty much refuses exercise--takes the elevator instead of the stairs for one or two flights for instance--then I would project increasing girth over time.

I don't believe it for a second that you guys don't know any chubby chicks...so try asking them.

ya that'll go well

the mom thing i always kind of scared me about my one ex i was engaged to and was with for about 5 years. she had a big rack but kind of a flat ass and her mom and aunts were a family of pears. well my ex's weight would fluctuate and never get above 150. but i wonder if the joys of childbirth caught up to her and now looks like her mom?

i think it's just tough to know. if she's a sloth, she'll just tell you she worked out before she saw you. Or she'll just start when she starts dating you. you cna't tell for a while

i have binders full of mom reconnaissance

good to look at cousins/sisters and factor that in, too. mom could just be disabled and packed on the lbs because of that.

The Dude wrote:i think it's just tough to know. if she's a sloth, she'll just tell you she worked out before she saw you. Or she'll just start when she starts dating you. you cna't tell for a while

Sure, but say you're at the mall--does she go over to the elevator, or take the stairs? When parking, does she circle endlessly looking for a close spot? If walking in the city, does she keep up a good pace? If she were going from say Market St. to South St, does she take a cab?

On diet, I would consider a hearty, healthy appetite would be a better sign than a diet that consists of junk and diet foods, because the latter means she's trying to make up for the junk food by eating the diet food.

Why not just date someone and make it a point to include active type dates, hiking, biking, swimming, meet at the gym or things like that. Make it a point early in the relationship to establish your healthy habits and see how she reacts.

I can attest that that strategy will keep you clear of lazy asses like me

azrider wrote:if you find a chubby chick, is there a way to find out if she is maxed out? i mean is she in the middle of her growth phase or this is pretty much it? granted pregnancy is of course a wild card in the deck, but i just don't want some fat chick. chubby chick i think i can deal with, fat no.

I think we need to bring our nerdy minds together and come up with some sabermetrics for this shit. We would be doing the world a service and probably could make some cash off our projections.

Don't think I'll be staying up past my 11:30 bedtime tonight.

I've been eating tootsie pops like crazy lately. can't get enough of them. Also can't tell you how many licks it takes to get to the middle.