Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:08:30

PrattRules wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I guess I'd take a dog too. they're usually German Shepherds, who are awesome


Here's the question though. Do these dogs just go after someone unprovoked if they smell pot or do they have to be ordered by their master? I highly doubt they stop attacking someone just by the sound of a whistle too.

That being said, it's not often you get to like something German. I'd take the dog too.


their handler has to tell them to search, although I'm sure they temporarily react to trained smells otherwise. And they will stop attacking if their handler gives the command. (pro tip: the dogs and handlers are trained to a foreign language from where they are deployed). The PD chief showed me a video last week where they have trained the dog to open the rear door of the police car (from the outside). Pretty cool.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:18:10

Not complaining but it's sort of amazing to me that it's Friday again already

feel like I live in constant weekend lately

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:22:52

:ce:

that's the first step to waking up one day and saying how the #$!&@ did i turn 45

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:24:19

yeah I figure that

kinda sucks, kinda doesn't

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby pacino » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:04:01

Drug-sniffing dogs don't actually have a good rate of success.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby kruker » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:35:08

Montreal is amazing.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:44:55

Bucky wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I guess I'd take a dog too. they're usually German Shepherds, who are awesome


Here's the question though. Do these dogs just go after someone unprovoked if they smell pot or do they have to be ordered by their master? I highly doubt they stop attacking someone just by the sound of a whistle too.

That being said, it's not often you get to like something German. I'd take the dog too.


their handler has to tell them to search, although I'm sure they temporarily react to trained smells otherwise. And they will stop attacking if their handler gives the command. (pro tip: the dogs and handlers are trained to a foreign language from where they are deployed). The PD chief showed me a video last week where they have trained the dog to open the rear door of the police car (from the outside). Pretty cool.


mostly they just sit and stare to alert the handler. the majority of time my brother just gets the dog out and people start talking before he can even do anything. they're often trained in protection as well.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:45:07

kruker wrote:Montreal is amazing.


hate you. want to go to dieu de ciel so bad

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Wheels Tupay » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:49:52

Soren wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I guess I'd take a dog too. they're usually German Shepherds, who are awesome


my parents have a german shepherd. She's the fucking best fuck dog ever.


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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Bucky » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:50:36

ReadingPhilly wrote:
Bucky wrote:
PrattRules wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I guess I'd take a dog too. they're usually German Shepherds, who are awesome


Here's the question though. Do these dogs just go after someone unprovoked if they smell pot or do they have to be ordered by their master? I highly doubt they stop attacking someone just by the sound of a whistle too.

That being said, it's not often you get to like something German. I'd take the dog too.


their handler has to tell them to search, although I'm sure they temporarily react to trained smells otherwise. And they will stop attacking if their handler gives the command. (pro tip: the dogs and handlers are trained to a foreign language from where they are deployed). The PD chief showed me a video last week where they have trained the dog to open the rear door of the police car (from the outside). Pretty cool.


mostly they just sit and stare to alert the handler. the majority of time my brother just gets the dog out and people start talking before he can even do anything. they're often trained in protection as well.


sorry, i re-read my paragraph and it doesn't refute the concept that they 'go after' people like I wanted to- in fact it does just the opposite. My first and second sentences are unrelated. Of course RP is correct- dogs don't "attack" unless they are ordered by the handler. Like when RP reaches for the last drumstick at thanksgiving- that there's the basis for an attack order.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby ReadingPhilly » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:55:50

usually freak people out by yelling "attack" when they come over for the first time.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Eem » Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:58:25

Soren wrote:
Barry Jive wrote:I guess I'd take a dog too. they're usually German Shepherds, who are awesome


my parents have a german shepherd. She's the fucking best fuck dog ever.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Soren » Fri Nov 09, 2012 12:06:17

I decided to steal Lewis Black's insertion of the word fuck in front of nouns. red fuck sled, Drink a fuck mug of coffee

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Nov 09, 2012 13:21:07

My pals on the Twinker and Facebook have seen the German Shephard/Husky dag, she is incredible.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Nov 09, 2012 13:43:05

I guess I'm just being a cheap mother fucker but I'm really not happy about buying these people a baby shower gift

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Nov 09, 2012 16:28:13

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I guess I'm just being a cheap mother fucker but I'm really not happy about buying these people a baby shower gift


Buy the baby an Art Musuem membership.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Fri Nov 09, 2012 16:29:53

might be onto something

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby BigEd76 » Fri Nov 09, 2012 16:31:34

Does that machine work on M&M's too?

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Doll Is Mine » Fri Nov 09, 2012 16:36:00

I'm thinking of entering a male pageant.

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