Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 08, 2012 00:14:16

Apparently there is like an internet subworld dedicated to crime scene/death photos/autopsies of celebrities.

I'm kind of intrigued but also kind of a pussy.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Titlehungry » Thu Nov 08, 2012 00:47:52

Find a Death will give you all kind of death/accident/murder pics and stuff... don't look at the OJ ones... they're bad
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Barry Jive » Thu Nov 08, 2012 03:10:13

i remember visiting a site that had a bunch of autopsies with regularity when i was a teenager, but i forget what it was called. it had a lot of other comedy content and had some nudity so i wasn't going there for the autopsies really.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby phatj » Thu Nov 08, 2012 07:06:28

Mmm... rotten.com was a good source for that kind of stuff, but that was 10-15 years ago.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby phatj » Thu Nov 08, 2012 07:06:42

Still exists, and it's still rotten
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Soren » Thu Nov 08, 2012 09:32:19

ogrish.com made rotten.com look like disney world
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby PTOITWCFTPP » Thu Nov 08, 2012 09:40:06

Got my hospital bill in.

28,000 bucks. Wonder how much i'll have to pay.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 08, 2012 09:41:35

Barry Jive wrote:i remember visiting a site that had a bunch of autopsies with regularity when i was a teenager, but i forget what it was called. it had a lot of other comedy content and had some nudity so i wasn't going there for the autopsies really.


Sorta afraid that looking at this stuff would be the first step on the road to eating people and replacing my tupperware with body parts. Slippery slope and all.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Soren » Thu Nov 08, 2012 09:44:05

took the honesty route with a professor:
Hello Dr. Moulton,

For honesty's sake, I wanted to let you know I don't have a good reason for submitting this late, I just completely forgot to log on to blackboard after I finished last night.


Hope finding that in her inbox at 7 AM got a quick chuckle at least.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Youseff » Thu Nov 08, 2012 09:59:28

Google Dick+Morris+toe+sucking+prostitute


Is this that bad? This seems like a pretty tame sexual proclivity in my mind.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Bucky » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:00:11

Youseff wrote:
Google Dick+Morris+toe+sucking+prostitute


Is this that bad? This seems like a pretty tame sexual proclivity in my mind.



it's fiscally irresponsible. Paying all that money for just feet.

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Grotewold » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:58:42

PTOITWCFTPP wrote:Got my hospital bill in.

28,000 bucks. Wonder how much i'll have to pay.


Shouldn't of opted for the TV package with Red Zone

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby pacino » Thu Nov 08, 2012 10:59:39

shoulda said no to that second piece of cake
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby WheelsFellOff » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:00:14

Shouldna perforated yer innards
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:06:04

should have just died so I could see the photos on the interwebs
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:05:04

I firmly believe that Henry Winkler's performance as Fonzie is the greatest piece of acting in the last 100 years. That he could get us to believe that Fonzie was superawesomecool is unparalleled in acting history.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:59:04

can't believe I'm sending applications to fucking Arkansas and not even feeling like I have a shot

I should just throw in the towel and have one of my insurance company buddies get me a job already

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby phdave » Thu Nov 08, 2012 13:24:37

Youseff wrote:
Google Dick+Morris+toe+sucking+prostitute


Is this that bad? This seems like a pretty tame sexual proclivity in my mind.


The creepiness is more the overall story of him and the prostitute while advising the president, letting her listen to his phone calls, etc.. Toe sucking is the thing everyone makes fun of him for.
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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu Nov 08, 2012 13:40:53

never engaged in any toeplay. maybe I'll ask next time

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Re: Random Thoughts Posted On An Internet Message Board

Postby PrattRules » Thu Nov 08, 2012 13:44:52

Trent Steele wrote:I firmly believe that Henry Winkler's performance as Fonzie is the greatest piece of acting in the last 100 years. That he could get us to believe that Fonzie was superawesomecool is unparalleled in acting history.


How old was the Fonz supposed to be in the show? He was hitting on 17 year olds pretty hard.
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