also, frats are for nerds

Sorry you didn't get a bid

I'm trying to think what truly reprehensible things my fraternity did. We got underage kids drunk, but not via their butts, so that's not so bad.

People get butthurt when it comes to dishing on frats. No pun intended. That being said, I've rarely come across a fraternity that I could withstand for over 3 minutes. Maybe it was just LaSalle, though I doubt it.

PrattRules wrote:People get butthurt when it comes to dishing on frats. No pun intended. That being said, I've rarely come across a fraternity that I could withstand for over 3 minutes. Maybe it was just LaSalle, though I doubt it.

Yep

Don't call your country a cunt! Lol classic.

I never heard of butt chugging until about a year or two ago. I've spent pretty much my entire adult life on college campuses. I would guess a student would be more willing to lie about the death of a grandparent rather than tell me they were in the emergency room because they let some dude shoot a wine soaked tampon up their ass. Also, my undergrad years were spent at a school that had no Greek system, and no football. And I think in the 80s, because we had a lot less enforcement of silly alcohol rules we had no need to get more creative than coming up with variations on beer pong. (No lie: Faculty at my college were unofficially encouraged to set an example for us, teaching us how to drink like upper and upper middle class adults--when I was a freshman, five or six of us would go have dinner at a faculty member's home, and wine was served. I remember one of other students at the dinner with me was a very attractive girl, and the old faculty member was sort of creeping on her. But no one got sloppy drunk or tried to get booze up their anus. Good practice I guess for adulthood.)

Eddie Jordan wrote:

PrattRules wrote:People get butthurt when it comes to dishing on frats. No pun intended. That being said, I've rarely come across a fraternity that I could withstand for over 3 minutes. Maybe it was just LaSalle, though I doubt it.

Yep

F you guys

CalvinBall wrote:Don't call your country a cunt! Lol classic.

Never understood this. It never made any sense.

Speaking of la salle was there a kid everybody called cheeseburger Jesus when any of you guys went here? Near as I can tell he's been here for 7 or 8 years.

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Speaking of la salle was there a kid everybody called cheeseburger Jesus when any of you guys went here? Near as I can tell he's been here for 7 or 8 years.

Holy Shit, that kid is still there? It has to be 7 years, at least. Is he living on campus?

TenuredVulture wrote:I never heard of butt chugging until about a year or two ago. I've spent pretty much my entire adult life on college campuses. I would guess a student would be more willing to lie about the death of a grandparent rather than tell me they were in the emergency room because they let some dude shoot a wine soaked tampon up their ass. Also, my undergrad years were spent at a school that had no Greek system, and no football. And I think in the 80s, because we had a lot less enforcement of silly alcohol rules we had no need to get more creative than coming up with variations on beer pong. (No lie: Faculty at my college were unofficially encouraged to set an example for us, teaching us how to drink like upper and upper middle class adults--when I was a freshman, five or six of us would go have dinner at a faculty member's home, and wine was served. I remember one of other students at the dinner with me was a very attractive girl, and the old faculty member was sort of creeping on her. But no one got sloppy drunk or tried to get booze up their anus. Good practice I guess for adulthood.)

Got blackout drunk at a professor's house at a party junior year. Didn't do anything too dumb. Dodged a bullet there.

Wheels Tupay wrote:

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Speaking of la salle was there a kid everybody called cheeseburger Jesus when any of you guys went here? Near as I can tell he's been here for 7 or 8 years.

Holy Shit, that kid is still there? It has to be 7 years, at least. Is he living on campus?

He lives in Sig Eps basement.

Seriously.

I drank with a few of the brothers at school a couple times. Dudes could drink.

The Nightman Cometh wrote:

Wheels Tupay wrote:

The Nightman Cometh wrote:Speaking of la salle was there a kid everybody called cheeseburger Jesus when any of you guys went here? Near as I can tell he's been here for 7 or 8 years.

Holy Shit, that kid is still there? It has to be 7 years, at least. Is he living on campus?

He lives in Sig Eps basement.

Seriously.

That is ridiculous.

I watched him getting on a bus for their formal last year wearing a suit and sandals. Dude is a legend.

Where is sig eps house now? Do they toss his shit somewhere when they have parties?

My brother was a Sig Ep. Jesus, just typed in Sig Ep on google, went to their website, first picture has some kid in a long sleeved Andy Carroll shirt. Should be a pretty severe warning to anyone about the frat.

I'm a proud Alpha Phi Omega person
/not a real frat

Did he go to La Salle? Sig Ep is only on La Salle's campus.

Wheels Tupay wrote:Where is sig eps house now? Do they toss his shit somewhere when they have parties?

Woodstock still, I think. He has a little room, it's separated from the rest of the basement. But still.