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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Bill McNeal » Wed Sep 26, 2012 16:51:58

td11 wrote:Image

Looks like something out of an episode of Parks and Rec. someone photoshop Tom Andy and little Sebastian in that pit

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Slowhand » Wed Sep 26, 2012 18:17:51

I'd be curious to know exactly how many thousands of calories worth of spaghetti I just ate. Good grief.

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby PrattRules » Wed Sep 26, 2012 18:39:09

Parents are arguing in the kitchen and my chicken tenders are done. I guess they're gonna burn.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby phatj » Wed Sep 26, 2012 19:45:47

Bucky wrote:
phatj wrote:I have a package being shipped FedEx, which is currently sitting in my local depot in Fort Washington, which is more or less on my way home. But because the sender didn't make holding it for pickup an option, I cannot swing by there and pick it up. And it's not scheduled for delivery until tomorrow.

Grr.



to be fair, it's not just sitting in the depot. it's sitting somewhere in a large bundle of pre-sorted boxes waiting to load onto your delivery truck. If it were marked 'hold for pickup', it would end up in a different pile accessible to the desk people.

Yeah, I know. Part of this is frustration that the thing got to Ft. Washington at 11:09 this morning, but because it was shipped 3-day ground and not "due" until tomorrow, it got shuffled to the back of the line, so to speak.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby The Dude » Wed Sep 26, 2012 19:51:13

what is it
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby td11 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 19:57:44

i just heard about the butt chugging
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:00:08

?

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby The Dude » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:00:14

young people are so fucking dumb
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby td11 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:01:09

CalvinBall wrote:?


http://gawker.com/5946216/classy-tennes ... g-the-wine

A 20-year-old brother ended up in the hospital early Saturday morning with severe alcohol poisoning, after having wine squirted up his rectum in a practice known as "butt chugging."

Alcohol inserted up the butt gets absorbed into the bloodstream more quickly and potently than alcohol consumed in more traditional ways like flaming shots and rum cakes. Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby td11 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:02:01

The Dude wrote:young people are so fucking dumb


but i would have never ever ever ever considered doing that when i was 18/19/20.

there must be another variable
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby phatj » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:04:04

The cretins cloning and feeding
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby The Dude » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:05:08

right, but the % of people at like 30 years old that would consider it is about 1%, whereas it's probably around 20% for young people
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby PrattRules » Wed Sep 26, 2012 20:09:19

Always feels like a large gap of time before the pain registers after stubbing my toe.
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Stay_Disappointed » Wed Sep 26, 2012 21:23:20

Wonder what was going through my mind on Thursday Jan 04, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I would rather see you lose than win myself

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby ReadingPhilly » Wed Sep 26, 2012 22:15:33

Flawless dentist visit. Was on cloud nine for a few hours.

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby td11 » Wed Sep 26, 2012 22:17:33

The Dude wrote:right, but the % of people at like 30 years old that would consider it is about 1%, whereas it's probably around 20% for young people


true yeah, freshmen took shits in dorm halls
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby jerseyhoya » Wed Sep 26, 2012 22:19:26

Just told people about butt chugging and got judged for knowing about it

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby phatj » Wed Sep 26, 2012 22:28:29

I'm still not sure I believe butt chugging is a thing
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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 26, 2012 22:28:45

They did butt chugging in one of the jackass movies. Might have been just a video Steve o put out. Can't remember. Either way that's a commitment to getting drunk.

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Re: Random Thoughts are a funny game

Postby Eddie Jordan » Wed Sep 26, 2012 22:29:53

td11 wrote:
CalvinBall wrote:?


http://gawker.com/5946216/classy-tennes ... g-the-wine

A 20-year-old brother ended up in the hospital early Saturday morning with severe alcohol poisoning, after having wine squirted up his rectum in a practice known as "butt chugging."

Alcohol inserted up the butt gets absorbed into the bloodstream more quickly and potently than alcohol consumed in more traditional ways like flaming shots and rum cakes. Wine inserted up the butt has the added benefit of being a little classy.


Soaking a tampon in liquor and shoving it in your butt or vag if you've got one, that's a real thing I believe.
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