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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:13:33

My wife built this for my brother's newborn


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I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:14:25

holy crap that is awesome

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:15:52

Yeah. For Valentine's Day 2010, I bought her a table saw.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby jamiethekiller » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:19:44

now i can see why you hate your kids. they probably like to sew or play with barbies

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:21:14

jamiethekiller wrote:now i can see why you hate your kids. they probably like to sew or play with barbies



Tough love, Jamie. Tough love.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Grotewold » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:37:24

adopt me maybe

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Soren » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:38:15

see, now I just really want a puppy.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Soren » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:40:09

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Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Bucky » Thu Jul 12, 2012 14:46:28

Trent Steele wrote:Yeah. For Valentine's Day 2010, I bought her a table saw.



wow. hope you got her a router table too. Did she glue up the top and bottom or buy the boards whole?

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby drsmooth » Thu Jul 12, 2012 15:35:43

Trent Steele wrote:Yeah. For Valentine's Day 2010, I bought her a table saw.


next year get her the ingredients for flavored lube and urge her to take up chemistry
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby drsmooth » Thu Jul 12, 2012 15:36:30

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Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Trent Steele » Thu Jul 12, 2012 16:00:12

Bucky wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:Yeah. For Valentine's Day 2010, I bought her a table saw.



wow. hope you got her a router table too. Did she glue up the top and bottom or buy the boards whole?


I did.

I'm sure she told me how she did it, but I wasn't listening. Probably posting on BSG
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Jul 12, 2012 16:03:40

really well done, mrs. steele
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 13, 2012 01:50:06

wow, i'm far less like the average bourbon drinker than I thought. only things i'm typical of are that i'm a male with some college education. i either need to shed some money off my salary or double it
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Jul 13, 2012 01:54:43

I need to get married

And give back my college degree

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby Barry Jive » Fri Jul 13, 2012 02:00:32

I wonder what percentage of the people included in those stats just drink Jack Daniel's. feel like that would be the vast majority of bourbon consumed by 35-44 year-old married men who make more than 75k and have some college education
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby kruker » Fri Jul 13, 2012 02:43:05

Jack shouldn't count. Tennessee Whiskey.
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby jamiethekiller » Fri Jul 13, 2012 07:43:43

Looks like i'm moving to the city.

I need a roommate. I can move in october 1st. any takers?

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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby pacino » Fri Jul 13, 2012 07:47:06

i'm only 8% of bourbon drinkers!!!
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Re: Let's start this off Random.

Postby PrattRules » Fri Jul 13, 2012 07:47:53

jamiethekiller wrote:Looks like i'm moving to the city.

I need a roommate. I can move in october 1st. any takers?


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