wearing some running shorts now. feels like i'm wearing nothing feels good, man.

It looks like I am running for school board.

getting a lab sunday

The Savior wrote:getting a lab sunday

Don't carry it in your purse

Trent Steele wrote:

phatj wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Jorts may have been a fashion faux pas yesterday. But they are coming back in a big way today. Old Navy actually caries multiple styles. Not that Old Navy says anything about style, but you know you shop there.

I don't get why jorts are so demonized.

because only white trash scumbags wear them

i think it started with cutoffs, and the ire grew from there. I don't get it either. MY KID WEARS THEM TRENT

Bucky wrote:

Trent Steele wrote:

phatj wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:

Jorts may have been a fashion faux pas yesterday. But they are coming back in a big way today. Old Navy actually caries multiple styles. Not that Old Navy says anything about style, but you know you shop there.

I don't get why jorts are so demonized.

because only white trash scumbags wear them

i think it started with cutoffs, and the ire grew from there. I don't get it either. MY KID WEARS THEM TRENT

I'm just kidding. I know I had a pair circa 1993

Simmons wrote a really good column today

i'd rather wear cut off jeans instead of jorts or cargo jorts

jorts have the abbreviation of "jerfoff" at the beginning

It was Mr. Green in the hall with the revolver

TenuredVulture wrote:It looks like I am running for school board.

Good for you (sucker).

TAXES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH seems to be the main reason people run for school board around here. Have a feeling that won't be your only plank.

jerseyhoya wrote:Simmons wrote a really good column today

good article indeed. but i have a hard time with his "my teams never win" schtick when he's experienced 10 championships in his 40 years of life.

although the thing about his son was hilarious.

swishnicholson wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:It looks like I am running for school board.

Good for you (sucker).

TAXES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH seems to be the main reason people run for school board around here. Have a feeling that won't be your only plank.

In Arkansas, including our district, the school board has more or less been a rubber stamp. In addition, there's really no functional PTA or PTA like organization. I think we need more accountability and parent participation in how our school is run.

TenuredVulture wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:It looks like I am running for school board.

Good for you (sucker).

TAXES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH seems to be the main reason people run for school board around here. Have a feeling that won't be your only plank.

In Arkansas, including our district, the school board has more or less been a rubber stamp. In addition, there's really no functional PTA or PTA like organization. I think we need more accountability and parent participation in how our school is run.

take it to the politics thread - where we can get on with the serious business of handicapping your horserace

TenuredVulture wrote:

swishnicholson wrote:

TenuredVulture wrote:It looks like I am running for school board.

Good for you (sucker).

TAXES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH seems to be the main reason people run for school board around here. Have a feeling that won't be your only plank.

In Arkansas, including our district, the school board has more or less been a rubber stamp. In addition, there's really no functional PTA or PTA like organization. I think we need more accountability and parent participation in how our school is run.

Here's a campaign slogan you can use free of charge:

We Need More Smarter Teachers

More Smarter Teachers = More Smarter Children

You can be the More Smarter candidate.

Sitting in line waiting to meet Mick Foley. Can't believe Pacino stood me up.

Wrestling fans are the absolute best. Guy in front of me (wearing a "chubby, bearded, tattooed, and awesome" shirt) just bragged that his friend's newly purchased 2X shirt would be a half shirt on him.

There's a new cue place in town, and we tried it today. It's pretty good. I'd have to say it's still a notch behind Backyard Barbecue, which is world class. But the new place, Crayton's, is less expensive (though not by much) and has much, much better service. Backyard has great pie and beans.

My roommate here is one of the worst kind of people. He likes the Heat because of Lebron. He has a Braves, Nationals, and Marlins hat. Likes the Cubs. He says he likes the Falcons too but has mini fat heads of Gates and Vernon Davis. He also likes the Penguins.

He's from bumble Indiana and wants to get a tattoo on his chest that says "where there is a will there is a way." His name is Will.

Get him to register here.