sshit.

sssudio

Eem wrote:Et tu mama tambien

el snappo!

soy un borracho

lo siento

Calvin how long have you been playing golf

i only play like twice a summer. that is surely why i am horrible at it.

the only reason

pour quois est ce que nous parlons en Espanol? C'est trop complique a suivre.

probably. i am excellent at everything i do at least three times a year.

CalvinBall wrote:probably. i am excellent at everything i do at least three times a year.

:sample size:



that was a sex joke

Pretty sure the number of "America, fuck yeah" hats you see on people under 40 is less than 1%, but the percentage on people over 60 is north of 50%. #endearingqualitiesofoldpeople

Gonna have a good good time tomorrow

soembody wanna come over and finish mowing the lawn for me. i did half and now i'm exhausted. 4 hrs sleep just wasn't enough i guess

Finish her off tomorry

http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2012 ... ue.html?hp

Interesting stuff. 14 would be awesome for T-Mac.

some crazy dropped his teenage daughter off at the side cheltenham road because she was failing calculus. he let her pack some clothes and a blanket.

WOW

Didn't need to open it up to know he was going to be Asian. Did anyway though.

Grotewold wrote:Three hot girls just signed papers for the house adjoining my courtyard

:don't deserve all this:

Verano de grote

might stay in tonight because i don't feel like dealing with this rain

I've been married to my wife for 17 years, and in that time, we've moved a lot of furniture. And still after all this time she never moves in the direction I expect. I can move things with a man I've never met before, and without even uttering a word we are able to coordinate our movements with no problem.