Cleverly Titled Random Thoughts Thread

by **FTN** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 23:21:49

i have no hot water.

probably going to kill myself

by **CalvinBall** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 23:23:39

Boil some on the stove.

by **EndlessSummer** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 23:28:05

I''m thinking of 90s cover band names. The two best so far are:
-Better Than Better Than Ezra
-Badmotorfingerbang

by 1 » Tue Apr 10, 2012 23:51:54

Just threw away my bar. Will be building a new one as soon as my FIL recovers from his heart attack.

by **Woody** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 00:05:10

EndlessSummer wrote:-Color Me Baddmotorfingerbang

by **Woody** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 00:13:27

Good evening Brother Peck,

I have been informed through a 3rd party our fireside for April 15th has been canceled. Is this true? I have not heard any information to this effect and was about to contact the 3rd ward to see if all was in order for the fireside. The 3rd paty informed that our fireside had been canceled because Elder Natress was speaking at the Nampa North Stake center the same night & that our stake fireside was canceled. Could you please contact me in regards to this information asap.

thank you Kay Miller-Kirkpatrick.

by **BigEd76** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 00:38:35

Vice Presidents of the USA
Collective Spirit
Spirit Asylum
Tonic Blossoms

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 01:21:37

One of the best feelings is when you're getting ready for bed and you get to set the alarm for 8+ hours in the future.

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 03:20:19

phatj wrote:
pacino wrote:do local police deal with stuff like a guy trying to get back into the country to do harm??? this is what i was wondering. i told her i would try to contact homeland security, but idk if that would be right? i'm worried

INS?

ICE (formerly the INS) is a department of homeland security now. They have sub departments like investigations and visa security, although she may need to be the one to initiate/report as I assume they'd want any kind of proof she can provide indicating an eminent threat to her (letters, emails, etc).

Perhaps contact the local office of your US rep/senator. They should be able to help, either getting it to ICE, alternate means, or at least what you should do. Ideally, you'd want him denied a Visa so he can't even get to a port of entry, and that'll involve the state dept (embassies in Chile, etc) as lethal sez.

by **Youseff** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 09:51:41

by **jerseyhoya** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:16:36

The new president of Rutgers went to St. Joe's Prep and Georgetown

I am not the new president of Rutgers

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:35:38

jerseyhoya wrote:The new president of Rutgers went to St. Joe's Prep and Georgetown

I am not the new president of Rutgers

I didn't realize they were even looking for a new president. Did McCormick leave voluntarily?

And this new guy is 65 years old with a 10 year contract. Hmm. And a med school guy, so presumably they're going to go forward merging UMDNJ with Rutgers.

by **Slowhand** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:08:43

There are few things more irritating in life than when sound only comes out of one side of headphones.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:14:37

Deafness in one ear would probably be more irritating.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:16:35

I want a printing press

by **Youseff** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:19:55

i like the sensation you get when the dentist uses that vacuum tool to suck all the saliva out of your mouth

by **Slowhand** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:26:51

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I want a printing press

You'd just waste it.

by **swishnicholson** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:27:59

You'd put your eye out.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:28:04

I would play with it for at least twenty minutes

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Apr 11, 2012 13:30:52

Youseff wrote:i like the sensation you get when the dentist uses that vacuum tool to suck all the saliva out of your mouth

I so much prefer rinse and spit.

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