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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 12, 2012 00:53:51

Trent Steele wrote:if i win powerball tonight, i'll buy phils season tickets just for use by BSG members

Do you get anything for matching one number?
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Phan In Phlorida » Sun Feb 12, 2012 05:43:27

TenuredVulture wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:if i win powerball tonight, i'll buy phils season tickets just for use by BSG members

Do you get anything for matching one number?

Tranny hookers and Tennessee meth?

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Sun Feb 12, 2012 08:51:56

"Tranny hookers and Tennessee meth"

Hell of a country music song...


Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:if i win powerball tonight, i'll buy phils season tickets just for use by BSG members

Do you get anything for matching one number?

Tranny hookers and Tennessee meth?
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby drsmooth » Sun Feb 12, 2012 09:50:30

Luzinski's Gut wrote:"Tranny hookers and Tennessee meth"

Hell of a country music song...


Phan In Phlorida wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:
Trent Steele wrote:if i win powerball tonight, i'll buy phils season tickets just for use by BSG members

Do you get anything for matching one number?

Tranny hookers and Tennessee meth?


The internets are supposedly good for collaborative projects of this sort.

I wonder how one provokes a group of otherwise complaisant do-nothing internet kibitzers whose purported common interests are in an ostensibly completely different realm to undertake, say, the drafting of lyrics for a hypothetical country song?
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Bucky » Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:01:52

just start a thread. boom done.

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby drsmooth » Sun Feb 12, 2012 10:09:15

Everything begins at a beginning, so here's one (to the tune of a country-ish ditty, Tennessee Jed)

$2 tickets to play the game
"Know what I'd do with all that change?"
Who you kidding why waste your breath
Tranny hookers & Tennessee meth
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Barry Jive » Sun Feb 12, 2012 14:32:32

doing nothing today

feels good man
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 12, 2012 15:17:14

For all you Delaware nerds, I went to Bellevue State Park to play some frisbee golf. It was solid.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby CalvinBall » Sun Feb 12, 2012 15:34:53

i played there twice i tihnk. it is so hard. the holes are so long i cant even come close to getting a good score. also lost a lot of frisbees in the high grasses.

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby The Dude » Sun Feb 12, 2012 15:38:55

Barry Jive wrote:doing nothing today

feels good man


i swear i just saw you wandering on Ridge
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Feb 12, 2012 15:49:40

i've never been to bellvue state park. delaware has a lot of frisbee golf courses though

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby Bill McNeal » Sun Feb 12, 2012 16:27:43

PrattRules wrote:For all you Delaware nerds, I went to Bellevue State Park to play some frisbee golf. It was solid.


I just live here, I'm not from here. Where is Bellevue park? Dow they charge money to get in?

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 12, 2012 17:04:33

Bill McNeal wrote:
PrattRules wrote:For all you Delaware nerds, I went to Bellevue State Park to play some frisbee golf. It was solid.


I just live here, I'm not from here. Where is Bellevue park? Dow they charge money to get in?


Wilmington

It's free. Pretty nice too.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby jamiethekiller » Sun Feb 12, 2012 17:08:57

Justin: its the marsh rd exit of 95 north.

also, Ulysses is a pretty solid bar. @marsh and silverside. new just opened up.

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby PrattRules » Sun Feb 12, 2012 17:11:13

I'll probably be going back there in a few weeks. Let's get wasted!
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby swishnicholson » Sun Feb 12, 2012 17:12:21

Delaware may be the first state but it won't be the last, I promise you.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby smitty » Sun Feb 12, 2012 18:39:29

drsmooth wrote:Everything begins at a beginning, so here's one (to the tune of a country-ish ditty, Tennessee Jed)

$2 tickets to play the game
"Know what I'd do with all that change?"
Who you kidding why waste your breath
Tranny hookers & Tennessee meth


Good start.

Now it needs the following:

Gettin' Drunk.

Prison.

Pick up truck.

Choo-choo train.

Guns.

Rain.

And of course:

MOMMA!
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby 1 » Sun Feb 12, 2012 18:43:05

smitty wrote:
drsmooth wrote:Everything begins at a beginning, so here's one (to the tune of a country-ish ditty, Tennessee Jed)

$2 tickets to play the game
"Know what I'd do with all that change?"
Who you kidding why waste your breath
Tranny hookers & Tennessee meth


Good start.

Now it needs the following:

Gettin' Drunk.

Prison.

Pick up truck.

Choo-choo train.

Guns.

Rain.

And of course:

MOMMA!

And at least one divorce

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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby TenuredVulture » Sun Feb 12, 2012 18:44:26

Red solo cup. And a CB radio.
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Re: Random Ain't No Thread I Ever Heard Of

Postby smitty » Sun Feb 12, 2012 18:50:18

David Allan Coe helped Steve Goodman write the perfect C & W song:

http://lyrics.wikia.com/David_Allan_Coe ... By_My_Name


Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song.
I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect
country and western song because he hadn't said anything about
Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk.

Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent
it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written
the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it
on this album.

The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.
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