thinking about faxing Kutztown pictures of dicks with fungus and shit on them

phatj wrote:I haven't used an electric shaver in 20 years, but they never were good enough for me - not only does my facial hair grow fast, but it's dark and I have pale skin so I look like a scumbag immediately after shaving with an electric. Of course, I look like a scumbag by 10 AM after shaving with a real razor so...

Same with me, but if I use my Mach 3 every day I'm cut up and bumpy by day 3.

I wish there was a way I could fax a fart to them too. A really fucking nasty, juicy one. Like their hands would be all damp when they pick the fax up. They'd have to wipe that shit on their pants without knowing it was fart juice.

Hi this is Dr so and so's answering service

Can I leave a message for Dr so and so?

Uhm...like an office message...?

I'll be working 8.5 days the rest of the month (off for 11.5 weekdays). Hooray for unused vacation days and company holiday time!

Soren wrote:thinking about faxing Kutztown pictures of dicks with fungus and shit on them

Hahaha, my future-wife's friends (who are now married) went to Kutztown.

Talk about nutjobs.

The B1G Piece wrote:

Soren wrote:thinking about faxing Kutztown pictures of dicks with fungus and shit on them

Hahaha, my future-wife's friends (who are now married) went to Kutztown.

Talk about nutjobs.

ISN'T KARN KUTZTOWN ALUM!?

Werthless wrote:I'll be working 8.5 days the rest of the month (off for 11.5 weekdays). Hooray for unused vacation days and company holiday time!

Well played

More like Kuntztown. Amirite

PrattRules wrote:More like Kuntztown. Amirite

got em

Seriously, these two people invited us to watch the Kutztown playoff game last Saturday...you know...for a party.

They were following on the computer! What the fuck?

My sister dropped out of Kutztown. I went to a few bad parties there. Had friends who lived out in that area for like 3 or 4 years before they finally moved back into Atown.

fucking hole in the ground amish cow turds

is there really any difference between kutztown and the other state schools just like it?

Is there a way to just lock myself out of political threads? I just end up ticking people off and feeling slightly queasy myself.

My sister went to Kutztown. She and her friends are out of their fucking minds

Barry Jive wrote:My sister went to Kutztown. She and her friends are out of their fucking minds

YEP.

Youseff wrote:

phatj wrote:I haven't used an electric shaver in 20 years, but they never were good enough for me - not only does my facial hair grow fast, but it's dark and I have pale skin so I look like a scumbag immediately after shaving with an electric. Of course, I look like a scumbag by 10 AM after shaving with a real razor so...

Same with me, but if I use my Mach 3 every day I'm cut up and bumpy by day 3.

just switched from mach 3 to the schick hydro 5 blade yesterday. the truth.

Phan In Phlorida wrote:This one was definately not for the kiddies. I think it was an HBO movie from the 80s, Teller (of Penn and Teller) had a speaking role. Some brief nudity from Virginia Madsen when she was smokin' hot. ..."the best baseball movie most of you never saw"...

I'm certain I saw this on HBO. I remember Virginia Madsen being really hot.

Peterson was a switch hitter (as a baseball player PIP). As I recall there was this pitcher he couldn't hit at all. He started hitting lefty and switched to righty and back again in the same at bat or something like that. The pitcher was a knuckle ball guy I think.

Anyways, it was a good flick as I remember.

Stuffing is fucking awesome.