bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Thu May 26, 2011 10:36:02

Houshphandzadeh wrote:so today when I walked in the one staff entrance, instead of the guard who is usually there, there was a wreath commemorating his death

Sad.

I guess last night's game was too much to handle.

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 26, 2011 10:40:47

went out on a good note

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Woody » Thu May 26, 2011 10:41:54

Houshphandzadeh wrote:went out on a good note


Dom Brown's bat got him

:ce:
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 26, 2011 10:48:28

Only you understand me Dunkin Donuts coffee
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jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby The B1G Piece » Thu May 26, 2011 10:52:44

Don't know which bad breathe is worse, hot or iced coffee.

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Soren » Thu May 26, 2011 10:59:33

WheelsFellOff wrote:Only you understand me Dunkin Donuts coffee


possible the worst coffee I've ever had outside of shitty diners/truck stops.
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 26, 2011 11:02:49

you deserve every noogie you get

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Thu May 26, 2011 11:04:15

You're dead to me soren.
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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby PrattRules » Thu May 26, 2011 11:06:57

Just got the text, "Want me to bring a case for the ride to the game?" Gonna be a good day.
"Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it." -George Costanza

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 26, 2011 13:13:21

I don't think I'm gonna do any work today

blame it on 19 innings

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu May 26, 2011 13:43:21

I made my own coffee in a french press today with Morning Glory Diner's beans. fuckin' awesome
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Woody » Thu May 26, 2011 13:44:49

french press sounds like an urban dictionary sex move waiting to happen
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu May 26, 2011 13:48:07

sounds like it involves exclusively dudes
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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu May 26, 2011 13:48:49

first entry:

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his cock straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.
The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.


wtf
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 26, 2011 13:48:53

and poop

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 26, 2011 13:50:16

Barry Jive wrote:first entry:

A raunchy sexual position where the woman is nearly upside down with all her body weight on her upper back and neck, legs straight up in the air. The male takes his position above her, pushing his $#@! straight down into the woman's anus and uses his legs to thrust, thus creating an action similar to pushing the plunger down on a french press coffee maker. Basically the anal version of the piledriver, a vaginal entry position. It can only be classified as a french press if the man ejaculates inside the woman after much "plunging" thus creating a burst of hot liquid - not coffee either, mind you.
The look on her face was priceless as I seamlessy transitioned from a piledriver to a french press.


wtf

who hasn't been there!

oh to be young again

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Barry Jive » Thu May 26, 2011 13:51:03

remember when Floppy was an Eagles fan all of a sudden
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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby gilbert » Thu May 26, 2011 14:16:57

never gonna take 8 laxative pills in less than 24 hours again, man oh man

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Thu May 26, 2011 14:17:39

dear gilbert who is your favorite baseball player

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Re: bitchin' about wawa, starring random thoughts

Unread postby gilbert » Thu May 26, 2011 14:19:20

Cold so very Cold Hummus

does that answer your question

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