how it took me 7 months to realize one of the neighbors downstairs was a 20 year-old redheaded ballet student who owns a Yoda t-shirt is fucking beyond explanation
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
It's more noteworthy that it happened at all. The quality on display isn't awful or anything, but in the world of internet porn, they're nothing special.
Not nearly as cool as Endless Junior's story from earlier, but my brother and his friends got drunk with Shooter McGavin last night. He was regaling them with tales of Hollywood debauchery including the fact that he once woke up on Charlie Sheen's floor.
It's my brother's birthday weekend, and the family went up to take him out to brunch today. He ordered Eggs Benedict and managed only one forkful before realizing that he was going to puke if he tried to eat it. Good work, kid.
We then went to the Whitney Museum, and I was actually happy that I brought my political economy reading for class next week with me, so I sat and read that while my family pretended to be interested in art.
Wow, I cannot believe I'm just now realizing that's why it was so dark on my walk to work this morning. I think I gave myself brain damage this weekend.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America
I get at least an eyelash or two stuck in my eye everyday, they rub up against my glasses despite my glasses being a normal length from my face and i even have little eyelashes in the corner of my eye. Why have i been cursed like this? WHYYYYY
Every clock I own automatically adjusted for daylight savings time, which meant I developed a small neurosis that none of them did. This has finally resolved now that I'm at work.
Pac, there's some glaucoma med that causes that. A lady at work had to take it til they realized that side effect was scratching up her glasses. I think people started using it cosmetically too
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America