Posters who remind me of ballplayers

Postby Woody » Fri Feb 18, 2011 21:05:25

Philly the Kid wrote:I think Dajafi is Alan Trammel.


WHY CAUSE HE'S WHITE
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bucky » Fri Feb 18, 2011 22:01:07

smitty wrote:I went with Al Kaline for DAJAFI. I was rooting around on the interweb and found some study that had Kaline amongst the smartest baseball players since 1954.



you knew he was smart because he invented those batteries

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Postby dajafi » Sat Feb 19, 2011 00:59:49

Nice. Thanks smitty.

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Postby smitty » Sat Feb 19, 2011 06:55:52

I thought about The Dude and came up with:

Dave Winfield. Winfield was a tremendous athlete at the University of Minnesota starring in both basketball and baseball. He was involved in a famous brawl with the Ohio State basketball team which left Buckeye center Luke Witte battered and hospitalized. Two of his teams best players were suspended for the season for their roles in the beat down. But Winfield helped his squad win a Big Ten Title anyway.

After graduating, he was drafted by the Padres in baseball -- and also an NBA team; an ABA team and the NFL Vikings.

He was tall and rangy and a fast runner and very strong. He was an outstanding outfielder with a strong arm and a very fine hitter. And he was fast too, eating up huge chunks of territory with his enormous strides.

He had a terrific career playing mainly for the Padres and Yankees in the 70s and 80s.

But the thing that was interesting about Winfield was he had some doozies for bosses. His first owner was Ray Kroc, who made his fortune as the owner of McDonalds. As an owner he presided over a team that lost 90 games or more pretty much every year:

On opening night of his first season, Kroc seized the public-address microphone in the eighth inning of a 9-2 loss to Houston and announced, “I have never seen such stupid ballplaying in my life.”

The crowd of more than 40,000, which obviously agreed, roared. Commissioner Bowie Kuhn was less amused. He suggested Kroc apologize for being right.

Kuhn later was to fine the Padre owner $10,000 for admitting that he might be interested in signing such players as Goose Gossage and Graig Nettles, should they become free agents. Ironically, in this championship season, both Gossage and Nettles finally became Padres .

“Baseball has brought me nothing but aggravation,” Kroc said at the time of the fine. “It can go to hell. The fun in it is all gone for me.”


After being traded to the Yankees, Winfield had a new boss -- The Boss, George Steinbrenner.

Steinbrenner, of course was famous for his constant meddling in the team and for hiring and firing managers at a rapid pace, often the same guys. He hired and fired Billy Martin countless times.

In his dealings with Winfield though it was a case of when the going gets weird the weird turn pro:

After the 1980 season, Steinbrenner made headlines by signing Dave Winfield to a 10-year, $23 million contract, making Winfield baseball's highest-paid player. In 1985, Steinbrenner derided Winfield's poor performance in a key September series against the Toronto Blue Jays:

Where is Reggie Jackson? We need a Mr. October or a Mr. September. Winfield is Mr. May. My big guys are not coming through. The guys who are supposed to carry the team are not carrying the team. They aren't producing. If I don't get big performances out of Winfield, Griffey and Baylor, we can't win.
—Steinbrenner to New York Times sportswriter Murray Chass.

This criticism eventually became somewhat of an anachronism, as many believed Steinbrenner made the statement following the 1981 World Series.[17] Part of that comment later led Ken Griffey Jr. to list the Yankees as one team he would never play for.

On July 30, 1990, Steinbrenner was banned permanently from day-to-day management (but not ownership) of the Yankees by MLB Commissioner Fay Vincent for paying a gambler named Howie Spira $40,000 to dig up "dirt" on Winfield. Winfield had sued the Yankees for failing to contribute $300,000 to his foundation, a guaranteed stipulation in his contract.[18] (Vincent originally proposed a 2-year suspension, but Steinbrenner wanted it worded as an "agreement" rather than a "suspension" to protect his relationship with the U.S. Olympic Committee; in exchange for that concession, Vincent made the "agreement" permanent.) After considerable negotiation with Vincent's office, Robert E. Nederlander, one of Steinbrenner's theatre partners and a limited partner in the Yankees organization, became the managing general partner.[19]

In 2001, Winfield cited the Steinbrenner animosity as a factor in his decision to enter the Hall of Fame as a representative of his first team, the San Diego Padres, rather than the team that brought him national recognition, the Yankees
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Postby Barry Jive » Sat Feb 19, 2011 08:35:19

Didn't realize birchass Steinbrenner was suspended on my birthday. Happy fifth birthday to me.
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby smitty » Sun Feb 20, 2011 18:47:40

Who's who:

Calvin Ball - Joe Pepitone

Moz - Jim Palmer

PTK - Bill "Spaceman" Lee. (or Dick Allen)

Joe Table - Sandy Koufax

Jersey Hoya - Chuck Klein

Trent - Frank Robinson

TD11 - Vada Pinson

MattS - Christy Mathewson

BigED76 - Charlie Gehringer

Wiz - Roger Bresnahan

Monkeyboy - Duke Snider

Doc Smooth - Willie McCovey

Swish - Honus Wagner

Nightman Cometh - Jesus Alou

gr - Randy Wolf

Drugs Delaney - Jim Bouton

Tenured Vulture - Dom DiMaggio

phdave - Jim Brosnan

Uncle Milty - Johnny Callison

Rev Beezer - Vern (The Preacher) Law, aka The Deacon

Eem - Bob Friend

Barry Jive - "Boomer" Wells

Disco Stu - Shoeless Joe Jackson

Bucky - Bucky Harris

Phan in Phlorida - Wally Pipp

Phight On! - Ed Delahanty

Slowhand - Brian Downing

Housh - Carl Yasrzemski

Wheels Fell Off - Reggie Jackson

Wheels Tupay - Reggie Smith

DAJAFI - Al Kaline (or ALWIKA)

Dude - Dave Winfield

jamiethekiller - Ugueth Urbina

33 of 'em. wow.
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Postby Monkeyboy » Sun Feb 27, 2011 16:36:25

smitty wrote:Monkeyboy is:

Duke Snider.

Sticking with the Duke theme. Snider is kinda forgotten as he was a CFer in NYC at the same time as Willie Mays and Mickey Mantle (and Whitey in Philly of course). But during the 50s, Snider was mentioned in the same breath as Mays and Mantle and Brooklynites would have contended that their Duke was the best CFer in baseball.

He had some awesome years in the mid-50s and he hit more homers in that decade than anyone. Some downgrade his achievements because he played his home games in friendly Ebbets Field but his road OPS is .880 and I'll take that from a CFer any day.

He was a 5-tool guy. A fine CFer with a good arm. Hit for average and power with plenty of walks.





He passed away today. RIP, baseball me.

Also, if I die today, alert Unsolved Mysteries.
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Postby smitty » Sun Feb 27, 2011 17:23:47

Wow. RIP Duke.


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Postby Barry Jive » Mon Feb 28, 2011 03:05:22

this might be my favorite non-GDT/transaction thread ever
no offense but you are everything that's wrong with America

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Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:37:31

Smitty, you left me off as Uegeth(sp) Urbina

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Postby traderdave » Mon Feb 28, 2011 10:43:30

Smitty, nobody has more insight into you as, well, you. So, which ballplayer do you remind yourself of?

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Postby smitty » Mon Feb 28, 2011 14:59:12

jamiethekiller wrote:Smitty, you left me off as Uegeth(sp) Urbina


Fixed.
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Postby meatball » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:00:44

smitty, this is a blatant plea to do me

(go ahead, PIP...although this is the easiest TWSS/double entendre ever in history)
who talks like that? goodness.

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Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:10:56

smitty wrote:
jamiethekiller wrote:Smitty, you left me off as Uegeth(sp) Urbina


Fixed.


fist clutching the day away. thanks

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Postby Didn't I? » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:21:04

Kinda wish we had an obvious John Rocker.

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Postby jamiethekiller » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:22:19

Didn't I? wrote:Kinda wish we had an obvious John Rocker.


pignose dude

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Postby The Crimson Cyclone » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:22:38

meatball wrote:smitty, this is a blatant plea to do me

FTN wrote: im a dick towards everyone, you're not special.

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Postby smitty » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:33:09

I'm working on youse guys. I'll get some inspiration and post 3-4 guys at a time I believe. That's the way it's going so far. Meat and CC -- you guys are in the mix for sure.
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Postby meatball » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:33:43

Smitty is the best poster.
who talks like that? goodness.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Feb 28, 2011 15:39:49

meatball wrote:Smitty is the best poster.


Willie Mays, Hank Aaron, or Babe Ruth?

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