joe table wrote:td11 wrote:
she's pretty
FYI there is an infant blocking her jugs, please advise

joe table wrote:I have only dated one Indian girl, and I don't know if she was a representative sample but her bush was prominent to the point of being offputting. I'm not someone who insists on a landing strip but a please, a little courtesy
meatball wrote:WheelsFellOff wrote:meatball wrote:td11 wrote:meatball wrote:meatball wrote:you should see the text i just got
(td11 and jamie knows how this crazy girl rolls)
uh oh, this one's worse (better)
post plz
I don't know...
Oh this thread will likely be deleted soon anyway. We're really all just horrible people and I'm excited to see it get worse
Ok, you have ten minutes...and if this is in anyway offensive, it's all WFO's fault.
Her: "So you (pour milk on my cereal) and don't text me all day...!"
Me: "Was too busy thinking of (pouring milk on your cereal)"
Her: "I was thinking of you rubbing my back while (we were discussing the Egyptian uprising)."
Me: "Yeah, that was awesome. Aaaaaaaannnnddddd now (I'm pretty tired)."
Her:" And wouldn't it be better if (u weren't tired)."
Me: "Yes. I agree. Srsly, ur good at what u do. U should write a textbook."
*EDITED BECAUSE THE 10 MINUTES IS UP
meatball wrote:Her: "So you (pour milk on my cereal) and don't text me all day...!"
Me: "Was too busy thinking of (pouring milk on your cereal)"
Her: "I was thinking of you rubbing my back while (we were discussing the Egyptian uprising)."
Me: "Yeah, that was awesome. Aaaaaaaannnnddddd now (I'm pretty tired)."
Her:" And wouldn't it be better if (u weren't tired)."
Me: "Yes. I agree. Srsly, ur good at what u do. U should write a textbook."
*EDITED BECAUSE THE 10 MINUTES IS UP
jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
meatball wrote:CalvinBall wrote:im spending the night at a hotel in lancaster. milkin cows while jacob plows fool.
which hotel?
jerseyhoya wrote:My hatred of quote boxes in signatures has reached a new high
meatball wrote:CalvinBall wrote:im spending the night at a hotel in lancaster. milkin cows while jacob plows fool.
which hotel?
WheelsFellOff wrote:meatball wrote:CalvinBall wrote:im spending the night at a hotel in lancaster. milkin cows while jacob plows fool.
which hotel?
Which cows?
thephan wrote:pacino's posting is one of the more important things revealed in weeks.
Calvinball wrote:Pacino was right.