hey I wanna start the random thoughts thread

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 18:56:04

phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:This seems really dumb.

I bet they'll sell all of them

The game is in Dallas, so yeah

by **drsmooth** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 18:57:34

TenuredVulture wrote:This seems really dumb.

I object

to your choice of "seems"

by **phdave** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 19:06:27

Barry Jive wrote:
phatj wrote:
TenuredVulture wrote:This seems really dumb.

I bet they'll sell all of them

The game is in Dallas, so yeah

They're calling it the "party plaza," because what's more of a party than spending two bills to go through a security line for the right to sit on a grassy knoll, pay $9 for a beer and watch a game that's freely available on television?

You never know who will show up on a grassy knoll in Dallas.

by **phdave** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 19:14:03

Eddie Jordan wrote:whenever I see a girl quote Chelsea Handler as a status update on facebook, I assume that girl is a huge whore

My next door neighbor is literally a huge whore.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 19:16:53

City of Phila. really crushed it replacing the Parkway's sidewalks

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 19:57:47

This whole process I'm going through makes me want to jump into traffic.

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:04:50

no, no, please. don't do it. please

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:05:32

I'll be sure to jump in front of your car. What do you drive again?

by **pacino** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:05:56

he drives a SEPTA bus?

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:06:57

i have a Schwinn in my bedroom

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:15:02

by **Barry Jive** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:16:48

hey man, i'm decreasing my global footprint

by **The Nightman Cometh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 20:26:32

ed begley jr thanks you

by **TenuredVulture** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 21:50:20

My farts are measurably contributing to global warming.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 22:14:03

probably the most open-ended buzzword of the century and nightman still mangles the use of "hipster" in new ways every day

by **Monkeyboy** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 22:27:44

jamiethekiller wrote:
Slowhand wrote:So I have a Mastercard which happens to be black. Sometimes when I pay with it, people will say "Ooooh, the black card", thinking it's the baller American Express black card. I can assure you it is far from that. Anyway, I go to Wendy's last night and hand my card to the guy and he's flipping out showing every employee "The Black Card", which made me pretty uncomfortable. I swear to God, if my number was stolen I will personally go back there and #$&! destroy that punk.

i have a black mastercard from bank of america, too. i haven't gotten that reaction yet

Do you look like a hobo? I ask partly wondering if your appearance might cause the difference and partly because I have always pictured you as a hobo.

by **Trent Steele** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 22:29:46

by **Woody** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 23:10:34

What is this I don't even

by **karn** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 23:19:15

chillin w/ stewbrad55 @ kung fu necktie

by **The Dude** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 00:47:29

the girls in my dept are slutty sluts

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