WTF is Gary Coleman doing in Utah?

Phight On! wrote:

1 wrote:how do you tell your sister- and brother-in-law that their baby names are terrible?

breckin
grant
drake

the kid was born yesterday 3 AM, and they can't decide on a name. clearly they shouldn't.

An old buddy I caught up with from high school on facebook named his kids after some kind of obscure trees or something:

Deep
Brier
Bay

Of course this is a pic of him so I'm not really surprised at anything he did/does.


[img]candid of PhightOn's old buddy

looks like he's wielding K-Tel's Fishin' Magician in his right paw

That he is, my good doc, that he is.

And yes, he lives in a trailer park although part of that is because of Hurricane Ivan (he lives in the Florida panhandle).

I think we're about to lose power in the office

I think about to lose power in my home (office).

This after the wind has already blown lots of plaster off of my chimney. I wonder if homeowner's covers that....

And two small leaks have revealed in the conservatory.

This is shaping up to be a MAHVALOUS day.

I'll be surprised if my house is still standing tonight

Merril Hoge clearly wants to fuck Peyton Manning

Just walked by a trashcan on the street with like 10 inside-out, bent up umbrellas in it.

I'm just waiting for a tree to come through one of my windows

So this is my last week at my current job, where I've been for ten years. My two colleagues are out today. I just got to the office, after attending a morning presentation at City Hall (good), and going clothes shopping for nice threads to wear to the new job, which is a daily suit and tie deal (not good) and wandering around in lower Manhattan in the rain, seeing one umbrella destroyed and buying a second, much smaller one which didn't break but also didn't do much to keep my dry (really not good).

The 21 year old kid who's our office manager comes in with a heavy box marked "fragile" as I'm eating my lunch and says he's got a goodbye gift for me, which he'd planned to wait on giving but concluded it was too heavy to keep around. It's a sampler of liter bottles of Belgian beers.

Day made.

Remember Nancy Kerrigan? Her brother was arrested in the murder of their dad...

wow. who knew that they were BOTH white trash

what's white trash about her?

Didn't I? wrote:Just walked by a trashcan on the street with like 10 inside-out, bent up umbrellas in it.

Jesus H. Christ. Woody will love this. Here's what I posted to Facebook this morning:

BAHAHA, I walked into work saying it looked like an umbrella battlefield.

EndlessSummer wrote:Umbrella genocide in Rittenhouse Square

Didn't I? wrote:Stop and take a second to remember all the good umbrellas that were lost today.

It started as a joke/witty observation, but now this shit is really starting to freak me out. True to form, Endless' description reads as the (five years) more serious and mature of the two. Stay away from hot tubs, you two.

Woody wrote:

EndlessSummer wrote:Umbrella genocide in Rittenhouse Square

Didn't I? wrote:Stop and take a second to remember all the good umbrellas that were lost today.

It started as a joke/witty observation, but now this $#@! is really starting to freak me out. True to form, Endless' description reads as the (five years) more serious and mature of the two. Stay away from hot tubs, you two.

Oh man, I forgot I even wrote that. That was my Facebook status from before ES posted his picture. And ES and I aren't facebook friends. Not gonna lie, I am a little freaked out.

Umbrellacaust 2010

BigEd76 wrote:Remember Nancy Kerrigan? Her brother was arrested in the murder of their dad...

The breaking news is that sometime in the past two years, their parents sued the son for compensation for TAKING CARE OF HIS DOGS, paying his mortgage, and paying his legal fees, when he was arrested and convicted for assault in 2006....

Bakestar wrote:Umbrellacaust 2010