elderly woman behind the counter in a small RANDOM town

by **CrashburnAlley** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 07:14:08

SK790 wrote:Pretty slow weather day where I'm forecasting, so I'm going through that site Housh posted.

Dad: Bring me Froot Loops
Dad: Now please
Dad: Bring them now please
Me: I just did, dad
Dad: I know I want more
Dad: Please

hahahahahahahahahahaha

by **CrashburnAlley** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 07:35:14

MOM: i learned 2 txt!
(3 hours later)
MOM: dickstain

DAD: U wanna meet 4 dinner?
ME: I have too much homework..
DAD: LOL

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 09:04:46

swoll throats are the worst

by **The Dude** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:57:10

is $120 enough for 2 people at Barclay Prime/

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:00:55

throw in a restaurant.com certificate just in case

by **The Dude** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:01:30

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:06:59

The Dude wrote:is $120 enough for 2 people at Barclay Prime/

For the basics yeah

by **The Dude** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:09:12

ok, we're getting our boss a gift card someplace, but I don't want her to have to shell out any dough. our limit is about $120, and we're looking ritt area

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:11:00

The Dude wrote:ok, we're getting our boss a gift card someplace, but I don't want her to have to shell out any dough. our limit is about $120, and we're looking ritt area

Parc bucks would go a bit further

by **The Dude** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:12:06

Cool, thanks man.

by **Grotewold** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:36:00

Why are little kids fingers always wet

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 13:03:21

I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

by **PrattRules** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 14:19:59

Hey Griswold, where you gonna fit a tree that big?
Why don't you bend over and I'll show you.

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 15:23:20

MR having the stand or sit debate today

Their off topic board has really brought it the last two days

by **Woody** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 15:50:41

Grotewold wrote:Why are little kids fingers always wet

From fingerbanging your mom

SICK.

by **drsmooth** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 17:50:17

should I be concerned that someone(s) from the Department of Homeland Security visit my website irregularly, & via a bookmarked link?

My logs indicate they're only doing what any other garden-variety visitor does here (or is it more properly there? I suppose it's neither here nor there.)

by **drsmooth** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 17:52:21

on another matter: drive-thru windows - I don't hardly ever.

Do you use them, consciously avoid them, or employ some decision tree for your in-car-personal-retailing strategy?

by **WheelsFellOff** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 17:54:37

Short, hard to mess up order + cash readily available. Usually only if I'm swinging by McD's or BK for a breakfast sandwich

by **jerseyhoya** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 17:56:25

I go to the drive through at Taco Bell if I know I have enough extra fire sauce packets in the fridge at home in case they short change me at the window. Otherwise I go in the store to make sure I take enough extra packets so I can go through the drive through the next time I go to Taco Bell.

by **Bill McNeal** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 17:59:59

drsmooth wrote:on another matter: drive-thru windows - I don't hardly ever.

Do you use them, consciously avoid them, or employ some decision tree for your in-car-personal-retailing strategy?

I do everything I can to avoid them. I don't know why, but I do not like them at all. I will go to a drive up ATM, but only to take out money, everything else must be done going into the establishment.

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