Woody wrote:OMNOMNOMNOM

Not value sized. Pussy.

Jive, I'm jealous and will have to live vicariously through you for the time being. That's number two on my list after cougar. I'm fairly certain cougar is quite attainable, but a black girl may just remain a dream.

Speaking of such things, it was brought to my attention today that Spanish women, in general, really have a thing for me (insert "I don't deserve all this" graemlin, etc). They also like when I have a beard, or at least some facial hair. This is cool, but honestly, Spanish women have never really been my thing. I mean, I like them and there are most certainly some knockouts, but they've never really been on my radar.

White women...their interest in me appears to be evenly distributed, about what I'd expect. And they tend to prefer me with no facial hair. From what I can gather, few Asian women are interested, but a few here and there maybe. Black women, as far as I can tell, don't even know that I exist.

CFP wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:vaguely remember him being drafted.

Iowa?

San Diego St.

You might remember his LB mate in college - Matt McCoy

What will be the name of the inevitable porno starring Tiger Woods' mistresses and fake-Tiger-porno-guy? Can we come up with ideas?

"Hole in Ten"

"69-69-69-69"

"Tiger Slam"

"US Open"

"Hot Hot Spooge-Craving Sluts Fucking Bi-Racial Asian-Black Studs Vol. 22."

laf837 wrote:

CFP wrote:

Houshphandzadeh wrote:vaguely remember him being drafted.

Iowa?

San Diego St.

You might remember his LB mate in college - Matt McCoy

That was actually my line of thinking. I thought they both were from Iowa.

Trent Steele wrote:What will be the name of the inevitable porno starring Tiger Woods' mistresses and fake-Tiger-porno-guy? Can we come up with ideas?

"Hole in Ten"

"69-69-69-69"

"Tiger Slam"

"US Open"

Behind the Green Jacket

Long Off the Tee

Six Under and 8 Deep

Filling Divots

Long and Straight

Whores in Regulation

No Short Game

Up and Down From Anywhere

Tiger in the Red Tee Box

Doggyleg Style

Caddywacker: Fluff's Revenge

Slowhand wrote:Jive, I'm jealous and will have to live vicariously through you for the time being. That's number two on my list after cougar. I'm fairly certain cougar is quite attainable, but a black girl may just remain a dream.

Speaking of such things, it was brought to my attention today that Spanish women, in general, really have a thing for me (insert "I don't deserve all this" graemlin, etc). They also like when I have a beard, or at least some facial hair. This is cool, but honestly, Spanish women have never really been my thing. I mean, I like them and there are most certainly some knockouts, but they've never really been on my radar.

White women...their interest in me appears to be evenly distributed, about what I'd expect. And they tend to prefer me with no facial hair. From what I can gather, few Asian women are interested, but a few here and there maybe. Black women, as far as I can tell, don't even know that I exist.

After I scratched cougar off the list earlier this year, snagging a black girl was the only niche I had my sights set on. And I realized that I was in a prime position now: Because I've gotten a cougar, there's no pressure to hook up with one "just because." And working with so many single (albeit mothers, mostly) black women, I knew I could try and target one of the hotter ones because as a young single dude in that office, I'm a rarity. If I can pull off this coup, there's really nothing left for me. Well, two chicks at once would be a game-changer, but I don't really know how to go about initiating that kind of deal.

It's funny you mention Latin chicks. Last night, I was dancing with a Latin chick in her late 30s-early 40s who is not bad looking for a woman her age. She looked pretty good last night. And some of my friends were encouraging me to go for it. But she's married, so I was pretty hesitant even though I probably could have hit it. Today I found out that even though she's married, she apparently gets around. I still haven't hooked up with a Latin chick but it's also not a particularly pressing matter for me.

I used to have a thing for Asians in high school, I guess, but in college it kind of wore off. Lots of mediocre-looking Asian chicks at Penn State.

Woody wrote:

Trent Steele wrote:What will be the name of the inevitable porno starring Tiger Woods' mistresses and fake-Tiger-porno-guy? Can we come up with ideas?

"Hole in Ten"

"69-69-69-69"

"Tiger Slam"

"US Open"

Behind the Green Jacket

Long Off the Tee

Six Under and 8 Deep

Filling Divots

Long and Straight

Whores in Regulation

No Short Game

Up and Down From Anywhere

Tiger in the Red Tee Box

Doggyleg Style

Caddywacker: Fluff's Revenge

Tiger's Wood

Grip It 'N Tip It

Just Do Him

i just made an egg/bacon/cheese sandwich on a bagel for dinner. it was delicious.

I'm getting Chipotle for dinner, on the company's dime. Hello, guacamole.

Post a picture

"Scratch cougar off the list"? Where you guys drinking. That's like dunking on an eight foot hoop

Woody wrote:Post a picture

Pretty sure the dude who made this used to work at Five Guys.

There are almost certainly posters who haven't dunked on an eight foot hoop.

to Didn't I?:
to Werthless:

Werthless wrote:There are almost certainly posters who haven't dunked on an eight foot hoop.

Whaaa I did a Harold Miner blindfold dunk on one when I was 15

(A hoop. I didn't take it to the other hole until considerably later.)

John Daly, zomg

Has Daly replaced alcohol with meth?

Pigpen might be my favorite Peanuts' character.