lethal wrote:

Barry Jive wrote:I just made some awesome guacamole. It's amazing how easy it was. I thought there was a long peeling process or some crap, but that stuff just slid right out of the skin once I cut it open.

Peeling an avocado is really easy.

1) Cut the avocado in half lengthwise.
2) Take the knife and stick it in the core, turn and remove the pit.
3) Take a spoon and work it around the edge until the meat falls right out of the shell.
4) Repeat with other half.

or cut in half, pop the pit, add your flavorings (sour cream, peppers, etc) right in there, eat with a spoon

good avocados are good

those watery things are shite

Yup, avocado shell makes a nice little bowl.

I almost miss those avocado commercials on TBS now.

Slowhand wrote:So did anyone else not get to watch the game last night? Like any of it? I absolutely cannot believe I had to work last night.

I listened in up till just before utley's 2nd homerun. I'd just like to point out that when it happened, I was standing butt naked in my hallway with my iphone in my hand, frantically pressing refresh. I think I fell asleep with the soothing light of the MLB wap site bathing my face whilst my lovely wife snored on. It was a beautiful thing.

Barry Jive wrote:why the $#@! does my computer clock keep switching to daylight savings time already

must be made in britain. Your probably using some weird UK OS. the last refuge of the acorn, or something.

Weird british computer using Weirdo.

Barry Jive wrote:I just made some awesome guacamole. It's amazing how easy it was. I thought there was a long peeling process or some crap, but that stuff just slid right out of the skin once I cut it open.

good avocados. mmmm. guack.

the potent mix of late evening coffee, a chat about reporting doping violations and the thought of pedro's brain RIGHT AT THIS POINT IN TIME has me poppin like a breaker back in the day.

Must. channel. energy. into. work.

I haven't shaved since the last time the Phillies lost. It didn't start off as my intention, but I need to buy new razors, and it seems like as good of a reason as any to put it off. Look really ridiculous at this point.

jerseyhoya wrote:I haven't shaved since the last time the Phillies lost. It didn't start off as my intention, but I need to buy new razors, and it seems like as good of a reason as any to put it off. Look really ridiculous at this point.

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I do not have a job interview until saturday week, so I will be neither cutting my locks or shaving this scraggy POS of a beard until we are done. I kept meaning to do it, but the postseason kept getting in the way.

See but I can't grow facial hair. It just looks like I'm homeless, or really lazy, or 16.

jerseyhoya wrote:See but I can't grow facial hair. It just looks like I'm homeless, or really lazy, or 16.

Man, this thing ain't pretty. I've had mothers look at me strangely when I'm out with monkeywiz. I think they think I've abducted him and I'm going to sell him for a crate of buckfast.

I think I look better with a gotee. The ladies don't or at least most don't. So I've stayed clean recently.

I look meaner with the gotee I guess but I kind of liked that. Can't grow anything close to as thick as Wiz on the sides.

Almost beezered on the way home from Five Guys

Still outta breath

love the new verb

Big storm--tornado--wish me luck.

TenuredVulture wrote:Big storm--tornado--wish me luck.

shit. Good luck.

Looks like we're in the clear for now. Sirens stopped.

Secure the moonshine!

Who the fuck was that hyperactive Yankee fan little kid with the goofy hair they kept showing? I want to kick that little twerp in the face.

OK, so I really need to buy razors tomorrow

Slowhand wrote:Who the $#@! was that hyperactive Yankee fan little kid with the goofy hair they kept showing? I want to kick that little twerp in the face.

dumb fuck 8-year-old wearing what looked to be a 400 dollar jacket

fuck new york