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by CrashburnAlley » Fri Oct 09, 2009 01:33:55
I just saw the best example of great timing.
I'm watching baseball videos on MLB.com, and my friend is watching something stupid on TV. A commercial comes on for World War II DVDs (I think it's called World At War), and he watches the first 30 seconds or so.
"Why would I buy this?" he asks.
As if it was a conversation, the narrator on the commercial says something along the lines of, "And as an added bonus, we'll give you Hitler's Germany absolutely free!"
"Now I'll buy it!"
I'm watching baseball videos on MLB.com, and my friend is watching something stupid on TV. A commercial comes on for World War II DVDs (I think it's called World At War), and he watches the first 30 seconds or so.
"Why would I buy this?" he asks.
As if it was a conversation, the narrator on the commercial says something along the lines of, "And as an added bonus, we'll give you Hitler's Germany absolutely free!"
"Now I'll buy it!"
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by swishnicholson » Fri Oct 09, 2009 01:54:48
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by kruker » Fri Oct 09, 2009 07:00:37
Judges ruling requested:
Was supposed to take a friend from work to the airport for 7. Agreed to pick him up at 6. Got to his place and started calling his phone, as you can tell, no go. Waited outside his place for 45 minutes, called his phone at least 20 times. I'm done right? I'd really like to get my day started and head to the gym.
Not expecting a response this early, but I'm somewhere between pissed off and wondering what the hell to do.
Was supposed to take a friend from work to the airport for 7. Agreed to pick him up at 6. Got to his place and started calling his phone, as you can tell, no go. Waited outside his place for 45 minutes, called his phone at least 20 times. I'm done right? I'd really like to get my day started and head to the gym.
Not expecting a response this early, but I'm somewhere between pissed off and wondering what the hell to do.
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by drsmooth » Fri Oct 09, 2009 07:41:20
Woody wrote:thanks smooth but I don't have any earthly idea what that even means
"What do you mean, you don't know what that means?!??"
Yes, but in a double utley you can put your utley on top they other guy's utley, and you're the winner. (Swish)
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by Slowhand » Fri Oct 09, 2009 07:57:00
kruker wrote:Judges ruling requested:
Was supposed to take a friend from work to the airport for 7. Agreed to pick him up at 6. Got to his place and started calling his phone, as you can tell, no go. Waited outside his place for 45 minutes, called his phone at least 20 times. I'm done right? I'd really like to get my day started and head to the gym.
Not expecting a response this early, but I'm somewhere between pissed off and wondering what the hell to do.
Did you knock on his door? Windows?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!
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by Werthless » Fri Oct 09, 2009 08:22:29
kruker wrote:Judges ruling requested:
Was supposed to take a friend from work to the airport for 7. Agreed to pick him up at 6. Got to his place and started calling his phone, as you can tell, no go. Waited outside his place for 45 minutes, called his phone at least 20 times. I'm done right? I'd really like to get my day started and head to the gym.
Not expecting a response this early, but I'm somewhere between pissed off and wondering what the hell to do.
Maybe you should have went to his work instead of his place. (He's still at work waiting)
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by Woody » Fri Oct 09, 2009 08:33:26
kruker wrote:Judges ruling requested:
Was supposed to take a friend from work to the airport for 7. Agreed to pick him up at 6. Got to his place and started calling his phone, as you can tell, no go. Waited outside his place for 45 minutes, called his phone at least 20 times. I'm done right? I'd really like to get my day started and head to the gym.
Why go to the gym when you could have banged his neighbor? Very un-kruker-like...
Also then you'd at least have an alibi when this guy never turns up
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by Houshphandzadeh » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:50:51
my arm hurts where I told Steve to punch me last night
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by Trent Steele » Fri Oct 09, 2009 10:58:45
Houshphandzadeh wrote:my ass hurts where I told Steve to punch me last night
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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by Trent Steele » Fri Oct 09, 2009 11:02:54
The Dude wrote:leaving early to drinnk and go to a video game convention
deserves its own thread
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.
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