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by **TenuredVulture** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 15:21:13

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I love that Damien Hirst can't sell his diamond-encrusted skull.

He's not missing any meals.

I'd like one of those sharks, but I'd only pay 40 grand or so.

by **Bucky** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 17:31:50

boy that A. Chucky Peruto has become a genuine caricature

by **Bucky** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 18:02:37

TMZ is proof that civilization is rapidly approaching a demise

by **Bucky** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 18:02:44

dutch was right

by **VoxOrion** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 18:05:06

I'm going to spend the next hour being lectured on sperm. Giggle time.

by **pacino** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 18:06:36

so at lunch today i overheard a couple talking to some guy about renting out some of their homes. they are renting them out to pay the mortgages which they say are killing them now, they complained about 'lazy @#$% tenants who can't change a lightbulb and are as dumb as a stump' and laughed about how 'tough ' things were for them financially. i think they were the personification of evil.

by **phdave** » Mon Oct 13, 2008 19:53:00

lethal wrote:I installed a new shower head yesterday so this morning when I took a shower, I decided to play around with the different settings. As I was adjusting the showerhead, I slipped and fell out of the bathtub and onto my butt/back/head. I guess it knocked me out too. So I'm lying there naked with the water running and spilling out into the bathroom floor and I get woken up by the dogs who are licking my face.

Is that what you told the proctologist?

by **EndlessSummer** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 00:23:01

You'd think with all the fat schlubby dorks in this world of ours that Microsoft could get a more accurate John Hodgman.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:00:03

Even at my most irrational - right now - I can't pony up 200 bucks for one of these jerseys. That's crazy money for a shirt.

by **CFP** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:03:14

Houshphandzadeh wrote:Even at my most irrational - right now - I can't pony up 200 bucks for one of these jerseys. That's crazy money for a shirt.

Stairs?

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:05:14

I'm leaning Victorino.

Stairs might not be a Phillies next year, am I right?

by **CFP** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:56:05

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I'm leaning Victorino.

Stairs might not be a Phillies next year, am I right?

Under contract for a million bucks. Needs a pay raise.

by **WilliamC** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 17:30:58

Russell Brand is a funny guy

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 17:41:02

I'm going to spend the next three hours being lectured on "whiteness". Giggle time.

by **WilliamC** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 21:20:20

I love Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky

by **Woody** » Tue Oct 14, 2008 23:09:56

Life in graphs
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by **td11** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 03:30:14

i think she might be the cutest girl in all the internets?

by **LongDrive** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 07:03:21

I WANT A WIN TONIGHT! LET'S WRAP THIS UP AND MOVE ON TO THE WORLD SERIOUS!!@#!$^#!%(*)!*!++

by **LongDrive** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 07:08:05

Hey T.J. Simers, why don't you respond to my email you punk!

by **philliesr98** » Wed Oct 15, 2008 09:17:53

WilliamC wrote:I love Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky

i love messing with bigfoot commercials... i laugh everytime

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