"The passion is raw but the hot dogs are cooked; that's the greatest competitive eating contest I've ever seen!"

LOL

jerseyhoya wrote:A tie?!

Jeez, on the Fourth and not a wedding?

Uncle Milty wrote:We have a separate thread for that, sir.

We, sir, have a separate thread for that.

I like it when your professor emails you a couple hours after the final exam to tell you that you got an A on the exam and an A for the course. Thanks, professor, it made my drunken evening all the better.

I can't find my sandals.

Drugs Delaney wrote:I like it when your professor emails you a couple hours after the final exam to tell you that you got an A on the exam and an A for the course. Thanks, professor, it made my drunken evening all the better.

TenuredCletus wrote:I can't find my sandals.

Why can't we just call you Paul for christ's sake? All this changing screen name stuff is BS.

And by the way you were much more quiet in person at the BSG outing than I expected.

Phight On! wrote:

TenuredCletus wrote:I can't find my sandals.

Why can't we just call you Paul for christ's sake? All this changing screen name stuff is BS.

And by the way you were much more quiet in person at the BSG outing than I expected.

As were you.

The most recent name change wasn't my idea.

MrsVox wrote:And while BabyWiz is this young, you can watch scary things in front of him. Not so true in a year or two from now.

started reading him a hellboy comic yesterday. then the undead legs started running about, so thought I best leave it.

Damn, though, I'm going to have to work on my hellboy voice.

Drugs Delaney wrote:I like it when your professor emails you a couple hours after the final exam to tell you that you got an A on the exam and an A for the course. Thanks, professor, it made my drunken evening all the better.

I'm scared to ask whether or not this is serial.

9/6

Houshphandzadeh wrote:9/6

yup

I think Joe Mauer is a good player, but right or wrong, I can't help to think that he's a pussy. 6'5 and 230 lbs shouldn't be struggling to hit 10hrs and 30 2b's a year.

I feel like a good person because I didn't use the picture of Winston Justice getting knocked over by Osi.

there is something wrong with you if you don't like these Little Debbie's oatmeal creme pies. especially when you can get a box of 12 for $1.

I missed submitting my time bu 10 PM on Friday this week for the first time ever. Holiday weekend weakening my brain.

mpmcgraw wrote:

Drugs Delaney wrote:I like it when your professor emails you a couple hours after the final exam to tell you that you got an A on the exam and an A for the course. Thanks, professor, it made my drunken evening all the better.

I'm scared to ask whether or not this is serial.

Why?

90% of your posts you're bragging about shit that we just don't fucking care about (or believe for that matter).

I honestly tried to like you but you are just such a tremendous douchebag to everyone.

"Actually it's 128 ounces"

like wtf who are you nancy reagan.

meatball wrote:ok, now you have to tell everyone. spin me a yarn, you.

I was pretty scared for s few days but since I'm feeling much better now than I was earlier in the week I guess I can tell it (pics included). I'm just copying and pasting from what I sent TD11 for the most part.

Basically what happened is I took maybe a few too many anxiety pills (Yes they are completely legal mpmcgraw sort of and nobody was beaten up during this episode regardless of how cool I may be) and was laying in bed about to go to sleep on Sunday night. I dropped a lit cigarette but when I tried to reach for it I knocked it under the bed even further. So I get on the floor, sitting Indian style, and I reach for it and hit my head on the metal bed frame really god damn hard and must have knocked myself out cold. I ended up with a goose egg in between my eye and forehead and on top of my head so I guess I hit the top and bottom of the metal frame at the same time.

Pic 1- pardon my gruffy appearance but I didn't feel like shaving for a few days. notice the lump between my eye brow and the bruise at the hair line and my eye starting to close.



Pic 2- by this point my eye was completely closed a day later and I had to use ice packs for the whole day. It's impossible to see the goose egg on the top of my head but trust me it is still there.




I'm glad I didn't end up with a black eye but here's the worst part of it. My wife didn't find me until the next morning ~7 hours later. She was looking all over the apartment for me before work and checked outside for the cars but still couldn't find me. Eventually she went back into the bedroom and saw my big tattoo on my back with my head under the bed lol. She tried to get me up but I had really bad back spasms and absolutely no feeling in either leg from my quads down- basically all of my weight was on my legs and stretching my hips since I was hunched over and my big ass was cutting my circulation off all night. Eventually she got me into bed and I'm getting better for the most part now- I just can't feel either foot yet and have to use a cane but it's way better than it was on Monday. Like I mentioned above I had no feeling from my quads down, then knees, then calves, ankles, and as of now my feet are still numb (my left foot is numb for the most part anyway but this is a lot different sensation) but with a stabbing feeling a few times a minute which is pretty shitty to say the least. I would have went to the doctor but it was getting better every day so I said F it. I don't think I have a concussion because I am not nauseous or have any bad headaches but I am having a hard time conveying thoughts into what I write.

I don't know why this shit keeps happening to me but one of these times, something stupid like this is going to really fuck me up.

I swear I come pretty damn close to ordering from every god damn infomercial that comes on between 3:00 and 6:00 AM if my wife wouldn't confiscate my credit cards. There is one thing I am ordering for sure- that back traction thing and hope it works. All of that other stuff is BS. Get rock hard abs for working out 10 minutes a day? And there are countless other exercise things that guarantee you lose weight within a week or two. Please. If you want to lose weight, it's pretty simple. Eat less, go to the gym, and exercise more- and by no means am I skinny. You don't need the BS that they are selling. Most of them know their product sucks and make their money on shipping and handling to send it back. My wife ordered this thing to tone up called the Orbitrek elite for like $200 with a 6 week trial period. First it takes 2 weeks to get here and then she decides it sucks and tries to return it and they have to send you a return box with prepaid postage for like $100. It's a win/win for them.

Oh and I love the commercial for that dick pill Extends or whatever. They interview these sluts who swear that they break up with their boyfriends if they aren't hung like elephants. Then they interview "people off of the street" who all happen to use this shit and fuck like Ron Jeremy. If you have problems down there see a urologist- don't go by a commercial that comes on at 4:30 AM. Luckily that is one part of my body that I am satisfied with and works pretty damn well- knock on wood. If you have a small penis and a girl breaks up with you because of it, she is a filthy whore anyway.