the random thoughts thread

Postby BassGuiFloyd » Fri Apr 27, 2007 15:02:14

DEBITS CREDITS BLAH BLAH BLAH
Why not just go storm Normandy and get shot in the face while you're at it
Why not get a plumbing license and run around high on shrooms stealing peoples' pocket change

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Postby 1 » Fri Apr 27, 2007 15:03:37

Seriously. You're still here. After 3. On a Friday?
Fine. You wanna act like you're two? I'll act like I'm one.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Apr 29, 2007 23:54:31

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Postby Bill McNeal » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:30:38

WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD IN HERE TODAY? our HVAC sucks in this building. I'm ready to start my new job.
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Postby VoxOrion » Mon Apr 30, 2007 22:08:25

Why can't I get to bed at a reasonable time?

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Apr 30, 2007 22:18:30

I like how Newsweek would have you think you need ten hours of sleep a day. Why bother getting up?

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Postby Phight On! » Mon Apr 30, 2007 23:03:07

All things considered, Joe Corbi pizzas are pretty damned good.

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Postby Goomeister » Tue May 01, 2007 03:36:47

Houshphandzadeh wrote:I like how Newsweek would have you think you need ten hours of sleep a day. Why bother getting up?


That's because Newsweek is a left-leaning magazine with a readership of mostly soft liberals. Conservatives only need 6 or 7 hours of sleep. :)
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Postby BassGuiFloyd » Tue May 01, 2007 12:08:09

Uncle Milty wrote:It's been 4 weeks. It should be getting better, not worse.

Girl problems? I can relate.
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Postby The Red Tornado » Tue May 01, 2007 12:09:51

My new employee seems to do everything I say with a smile, I wonder if I can get him to wash my car.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Tue May 01, 2007 12:18:50

I just went into the bathroom and someone was in one of the stalls talking ,loudly, on his cell phone in a language that I couldn't figure out what it was while taking a crap. He kept courtesy flushing, and he'd have to talk louder when he did. I wonder what the person on the other end of the line thought of all this.
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Postby The Red Tornado » Tue May 01, 2007 12:27:01

Maybe he was talking to a chinese plumber?
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Postby The Dude » Tue May 01, 2007 12:38:19

I'm going to miss the gayborhood
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Postby Woody » Tue May 01, 2007 13:16:06

When I asked her to e-mail me a picture for the team event, I had no idea it was going to be a bikini shot, but I'm sure glad it was. Who does that?
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

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Postby Bill McNeal » Tue May 01, 2007 13:18:46

Woody wrote:When I asked her to e-mail me a picture for the team event, I had no idea it was going to be a bikini shot, but I'm sure glad it was. Who does that?


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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed May 02, 2007 09:50:27

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Postby Bill McNeal » Wed May 02, 2007 10:04:24

The Red Tornado wrote:Maybe he was talking to a chinese plumber?


As it turns out, it was a russian shoe shiner.
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Postby jemagee » Wed May 02, 2007 10:54:04

The Red Tornado wrote:My new employee seems to do everything I say with a smile, I wonder if I can get him to wash my car.


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Postby The Red Tornado » Wed May 02, 2007 10:56:13

and if he tests positive, I can score some weed?
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Postby Marion » Wed May 02, 2007 11:46:12

Woody wrote:When I asked her to e-mail me a picture for the team event, I had no idea it was going to be a bikini shot, but I'm sure glad it was. Who does that?

Someone that's hitting on you?
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