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by **Woody** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 22:26:21

MM Group Handling Company
Unit 15 Carlyon Road,
Industrial Estate,
Atherstone Warwickshire,
CV9 1LQ United Kingdom
Tel: +44-701-113-0062
Fax: +44-870-479-6750

I am Mr. James Johnson of the Personnel Department MM Group Handling Company under the ownership of Mr. Richard H. Mason President/CEO.

MM Group Handling is a trading company that is into the hire, sales and service of Electrical Trucks, Fork Trucks and associated materials handling equipments and diverse range of battery for electric vehicles which can be readily adapted for customer's specific requirements to the America and selected locations in Europe.

Currently, our company encounters problem retrieving/collecting payment from its customers/client located in the America and Europe due to the fact that we sell goods to these customers/clients on credit base and we are searching for a company who can represent our company in terms of payment in his/her country and earn 10% of every payment made through your company on behalf of our company MM Group Handling.

For further details, endeavor to forward the following below:

1. Full Names:
2. Company Name:
3. Full Contact Address:
4. Tel and Fax Numbers:

Thank You,
MM Group Handling

by **Bill McNeal** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 22:28:45

that really isn't very threatening.

by **The Red Tornado** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 22:32:47

Blimey!! 'Ose yanks 'ave our munny!!!

by **phatj** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 22:39:16

When another inexorably radioactive sandwich is hardly proverbial, a ridiculously gentle warranty barely takes a peek at another salad dressing around the chess board.
Any earring can take a peek at a muddy wedding dress, but it takes a real inferiority complex to laugh and drink all night with a hockey player around a short order cook. Physics is often said to be the "fundamental science" (chemistry is sometimes included), because each of the other sciences (biology, chemistry, geology, material science, engineering, medicine etc.) deals with particular types of material systems that obey the laws of physics. For example, chemistry is the science of matter (such as atoms and ) and the chemical substances that they form in the bulk.

by **Houshphandzadeh** » Wed Jan 03, 2007 22:39:51

Man up, Wood! You always wanted be an enforcer.

by 1 » Wed Jan 03, 2007 22:51:44

Welp, at least he turned the lineup over - When the
eight hole hitter manages to get on base.

P.S. The site is dead-on except for when criticizing
Wheeler for pronouncing Hispanic names correctly. I
don't know why that should be noted.

by **The Dude** » Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:39:24

For karn

Date: Wed 3 Jan 17:32:16 EST 2007
From: "XXXXXXX"> Add To Address Book | This is Spam
Subject: Leading role in Dennis Quaid movie needed
To: XXXXXXXXXX@LISTSERV.TEMPLE.EDU

Hello!

We are currently searching for the leading role in "The
Express," a Universal Studios' film, starring Dennis Quaid.
We are conducting an open call from 11a-1p this Saturday,
January 6th. We ask that anyone interested please attend!
Bring along a snapshot with Full Name, Age (birth date),
Height, Weight, and Contact Information written on the back.

I realize that many students are still on holiday break,
however, I have enclosed a flyer with all pertinent
information and ask that you please pass the word along.
What we're looking for is very specific, so please read the
flyer carefully before attending or sending anyone else.

Thanks in advance!

Rayna

Heery Casting

www.heerycasting.com

LEAD role in Universal Pictures' film, "The Express"
We are searching for the LEAD role in a new Universal
Pictures' film, "The Express", starring Dennis Quaid.

The film depicts the real life story of Ernie Davis, the
Syracuse University running back who was the first African
American to win the Heisman trophy in 1961. Ernie was known as
“The Elmira Express.”

We are looking for "Ernie Davis" : African American, age
18-25; handsome, articulate, athletic. No football or acting
experience necessary, but helpful.

*If you are currently playing an NCAA sport, you are
ineligible to audition for this project.*

Saturday, January 6
11 Am - 1PM
Please bring a snapshot that we can keep.

Heery Casting
263 N. Lawrence St.
Phila., PA 19106

No Phone Calls Please.
Jan 02 2007

by **phatj** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 14:11:20

He saw her pulling her lip out, digging her short nails into its sensitive pink meat. He saw drying drips and splashes - again, mostly of ice-cream - on the rug and couch.
He saw drying drips and splashes - again, mostly of ice-cream - on the rug and couch.
Listen very carefully and dont interrupt, because I dont know how much time I have.
Annie apparently not only pinched and slapped herself when she was feeling depressed.
She stood there for moment, hands fisted on hips, then stalked back toward the house.
He saw drying drips and splashes - again, mostly of ice-cream - on the rug and couch.
Listen very carefully and dont interrupt, because I dont know how much time I have.
Annie apparently not only pinched and slapped herself when she was feeling depressed.
She stood there for moment, hands fisted on hips, then stalked back toward the house.
He saw drying drips and splashes - again, mostly of ice-cream - on the rug and couch.
Listen very carefully and dont interrupt, because I dont know how much time I have.
Annie apparently not only pinched and slapped herself when she was feeling depressed.
She stood there for moment, hands fisted on hips, then stalked back toward the house.

by **Goomeister** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:09:44

Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

by **Richard Thon** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:17:51

Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

by zp » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:19:54

Richard Thon wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

I think it is the one in which this guy says that somebody died leaving a large sum of money ($20-25 million), but they can't get it out of the country. He offers to make you the heir, for a split of the profits. You'd make $4 million or so. BUT, you have to either give him $1000 for processing fees, or else give him your bank account info.

I just got it last week.

Once I get my millions, I'll take all of you to Clearwater for Spring Training.

by **Richard Thon** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:21:08

zp wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

I think it is the one in which this guy says that somebody died leaving a large sum of money ($20-25 million), but they can't get it out of the country. He offers to make you the heir, for a split of the profits. You'd make $4 million or so. BUT, you have to either give him $1000 for processing fees, or else give him your bank account info.

I just got it last week.

Once I get my millions, I'll take all of you to Clearwater for Spring Training.

fyi, you're going to lose a chunk of that to taxes

by **phdave** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:22:38

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by zp » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:24:50

Richard Thon wrote:
zp wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

I think it is the one in which this guy says that somebody died leaving a large sum of money ($20-25 million), but they can't get it out of the country. He offers to make you the heir, for a split of the profits. You'd make $4 million or so. BUT, you have to either give him $1000 for processing fees, or else give him your bank account info.

I just got it last week.

Once I get my millions, I'll take all of you to Clearwater for Spring Training.

fyi, you're going to lose a chunk of that to taxes

Dammit. I knew there was a catch.

by **Goomeister** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:28:59

Richard Thon wrote:
zp wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

I think it is the one in which this guy says that somebody died leaving a large sum of money ($20-25 million), but they can't get it out of the country. He offers to make you the heir, for a split of the profits. You'd make $4 million or so. BUT, you have to either give him $1000 for processing fees, or else give him your bank account info.

I just got it last week.

Once I get my millions, I'll take all of you to Clearwater for Spring Training.

fyi, you're going to lose a chunk of that to taxes

That's the one.

by **Woody** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:29:38

I got a tootbrush in the ass from a Nigerian once. Once.

by zp » Tue Jan 09, 2007 17:30:45

Goomeister wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
zp wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

I think it is the one in which this guy says that somebody died leaving a large sum of money ($20-25 million), but they can't get it out of the country. He offers to make you the heir, for a split of the profits. You'd make $4 million or so. BUT, you have to either give him $1000 for processing fees, or else give him your bank account info.

I just got it last week.

Once I get my millions, I'll take all of you to Clearwater for Spring Training.

fyi, you're going to lose a chunk of that to taxes

That's the one.

What did you mean by the word scam in the first post? That's a new term like 'fly' or 'rad', right?

by **lethal** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 18:07:06

zp wrote:
Richard Thon wrote:
Goomeister wrote:Is that notorious Nigerian scam e-mail still floating around?

Is that the one about the toothbrush in the ass?

I think it is the one in which this guy says that somebody died leaving a large sum of money ($20-25 million), but they can't get it out of the country. He offers to make you the heir, for a split of the profits. You'd make $4 million or so. BUT, you have to either give him $1000 for processing fees, or else give him your bank account info.

I just got it last week.

Once I get my millions, I'll take all of you to Clearwater for Spring Training.

Dear Friend,

Am Goddy Odion, I have interest in co-investing in your country and as
such I decided to establish contact with you for assistance as soon as I am
able to transfer my $30,000,000,00 for this investment, which is already
with a Bank. There are two basic things I want from you:

(1) Helping me to front in collecting these funds from the Bank.This is
because of my inability to travel out of the country which I am taking
refuge at the moment with my wife and children which I will explain better
to you upon the receipt of your acceptance.

(2) Helping me to carry out feasibility study on choice of investment you
deem best for me. I retired as financial consultant and was the last
Personal Financial Adviser to my Country's ex- head of state before he was
forced out of office by United States of American government and I have no
intention of carrying out any further investment programme in my country for
security reasons.Please, If you are interested kindly reply with your
Telephone/Fax number.

Yours sincerely,
Mr.Odion.

by **VoxOrion** » Tue Jan 09, 2007 18:54:07

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Wait for his e-mail.

by **VoxOrion** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 02:00:50

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