Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

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Postby slugsrbad » Tue Jan 21, 2014 16:52:28

Bring me all the asterisks you can, this is gonna be a wild ride.
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby 1 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 16:54:46

ASB 2001 was the second best

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jan 21, 2014 16:57:26

TINMAN ABREU SHIRSEY NIGHT!!!!
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby traderdave » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:05:25

My goodness I hope the Union are good this year.

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Didn't I? » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:12:11

This is like the last episode of Seinfeld when all the old characters come back.
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:15:08

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Phillies used 18 position players in 2004. Just five are still active in baseball. All five are Phillies property.


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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby 1 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:16:10

Really wish philliesboard was still active

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Doll Is Mine » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:17:39

What the fuck is going on here?

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:19:37

dajafi wrote:Love it. If they're going to be a nostalgia act, that's the guy to bring.



This.

I hope he makes it out of spring training and has himself a year. On the other hand, Ruf is now banished to that area players go when they have performed pretty well but their teams are too stupid to give them ABs.
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:25:00

Didn't I? wrote:This is like the last episode of Seinfeld when all the old characters come back.

it's like a 'reba' reunion
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Trent Steele » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:26:37

Monkeyboy wrote:
dajafi wrote:Love it. If they're going to be a nostalgia act, that's the guy to bring.



This.

I hope he makes it out of spring training and has himself a year. On the other hand, Ruf is now banished to that area players go when they have performed pretty well but their teams are too stupid to give them ABs.



Ruf is legitimately awful in the OF and defense was historically bad last year. They can't do that again. Not suggesting Abreu is some kind of defensive upgrade, but as long as there's $25m sitting at 1B, Ruf's upside is as a platoon player.
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby CFP » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:34:24

Just got the "not to play, right?" from my dad

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby WheelsFellOff » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:39:12

Never heard of him
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Tue Jan 21, 2014 17:56:45

My interest in this team declines daily. I hope Amaro gets run over by a cement mixer on I95 within the next fortnight.
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby TenuredVulture » Tue Jan 21, 2014 18:06:58

What about future HOFer Jamie Moyer?

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Jan 21, 2014 18:10:04

CFP wrote:Too bad I can't get to hear Harry say his name again


Sure you can. Why, I can hear it right now.
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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby my cousin mose » Tue Jan 21, 2014 18:38:39

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby pacino » Tue Jan 21, 2014 18:41:28

Sweet

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby Monkeyboy » Tue Jan 21, 2014 18:49:50

Trent Steele wrote:
Monkeyboy wrote:
dajafi wrote:Love it. If they're going to be a nostalgia act, that's the guy to bring.



This.

I hope he makes it out of spring training and has himself a year. On the other hand, Ruf is now banished to that area players go when they have performed pretty well but their teams are too stupid to give them ABs.



Ruf is legitimately awful in the OF and defense was historically bad last year. They can't do that again. Not suggesting Abreu is some kind of defensive upgrade, but as long as there's $25m sitting at 1B, Ruf's upside is as a platoon player.


Ok, I didn't realize he was THAT bad defensively, probably because the whole team was awful defensively last year. In fact, it may have been the worst defensive team the Phillies have fielded in my lifetime, and I'm old.

Still, I don't care if Ruf starts, just that he gets ABs in situations where he might be useful. I'm concerned he's going to end up in AAA with Mayberry and Abreu also on the team.

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Re: Phillies sign Bobby Abreu

Postby BigEd76 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 19:05:00

Trent Steele wrote:
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Phillies used 18 position players in 2004. Just five are still active in baseball. All five are Phillies property.


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He forgot about Polanco

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