Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Dec 19, 2013 18:44:38

les bowen has really let himself go
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Dec 19, 2013 18:44:59

bet homeboy on the far left makes a real mean fucking pizza
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby LongDrive » Thu Dec 19, 2013 18:45:26

swishnicholson wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:Oh good lord...

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What exactly am I looking at here? The Dodge Boys sales team of Langhorne , PA?



That is the coaching staff of your 2014 NL East Champions!

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby my cousin mose » Thu Dec 19, 2013 18:45:32

swishnicholson wrote:
Doll Is Mine wrote:Oh good lord...

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What exactly am I looking at here? The Dodge Boys sales team of Langhorne , PA?

nailed it, btw
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby dajafi » Thu Dec 19, 2013 20:44:05

Corey Seidman today got into a twitter dispute with a guy over whether the Phillies should have non-tendered Kendrick. Without rehashing that whole argument... I'm wondering what kind of deal he'd pull down as a free agent right now.

One year for something like $6-7m plus an option? Two years at a lower AAV? Vargas money? Feldman money? I honestly have no idea. My gut that he sucks doesn't seem to fit with how much value teams evidently place on guys who can make 30 starts.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby CFP » Thu Dec 19, 2013 21:07:11

dajafi wrote:Corey Seidman today got into a twitter dispute with a guy over whether the Phillies should have non-tendered Kendrick. Without rehashing that whole argument... I'm wondering what kind of deal he'd pull down as a free agent right now.

One year for something like $6-7m plus an option? Two years at a lower AAV? Vargas money? Feldman money? I honestly have no idea. My gut that he sucks doesn't seem to fit with how much value teams evidently place on guys who can make 30 starts.

I think there is very little doubt he would get Feldman money. Somewhere around 3/27. Feldman was certainly coming off the better year but his track record is essentially on par with Kendrick.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Doll Is Mine » Thu Dec 19, 2013 21:34:51

Kendrick is a pussy. Eat a dick, loser.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby dajafi » Thu Dec 19, 2013 21:42:45

CFP wrote:
dajafi wrote:Corey Seidman today got into a twitter dispute with a guy over whether the Phillies should have non-tendered Kendrick. Without rehashing that whole argument... I'm wondering what kind of deal he'd pull down as a free agent right now.

One year for something like $6-7m plus an option? Two years at a lower AAV? Vargas money? Feldman money? I honestly have no idea. My gut that he sucks doesn't seem to fit with how much value teams evidently place on guys who can make 30 starts.

I think there is very little doubt he would get Feldman money. Somewhere around 3/27. Feldman was certainly coming off the better year but his track record is essentially on par with Kendrick.


Having just looked at the three of them, I think I agree. Kendrick has a slightly better career OPS+ than Vargas and slightly worse than Feldman. He's also a year younger.

This isn't to say that he would "deserve" such a deal, or that Seidman (whose argument boils down to "they should have non-tendered KK, signed another Hernandez type for $2.5m less, and used that money to get someone like Scott Downs) is wrong. But I think you're correct that his market would be like theirs.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby ReadingPhilly » Thu Dec 19, 2013 21:56:03

The main takeaway is that Kendrick is tradeable.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby bleh » Thu Dec 19, 2013 22:52:14

CFP wrote:
dajafi wrote:Corey Seidman today got into a twitter dispute with a guy over whether the Phillies should have non-tendered Kendrick. Without rehashing that whole argument... I'm wondering what kind of deal he'd pull down as a free agent right now.

One year for something like $6-7m plus an option? Two years at a lower AAV? Vargas money? Feldman money? I honestly have no idea. My gut that he sucks doesn't seem to fit with how much value teams evidently place on guys who can make 30 starts.

I think there is very little doubt he would get Feldman money. Somewhere around 3/27. Feldman was certainly coming off the better year but his track record is essentially on par with Kendrick.

knowing Ruben he might get that anyway

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby cshort » Thu Dec 19, 2013 23:21:15

The amazing thing is that KK will probably make over $50 million during his career. He has a lot of time left.
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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Werthless » Fri Dec 20, 2013 09:31:53

ReadingPhilly wrote:The main takeaway is that Kendrick is tradeable.

True, even if it feels wrong.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby stevemc » Fri Dec 20, 2013 09:38:11

Trade him to Japan for:

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby JFLNYC » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:11:51

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby heyeaglefn » Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:30:01

Just imagine how much of a douche he would be if he was good at his job.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby stevemc » Fri Dec 20, 2013 11:12:12

He was so smug in that interview. It was ridiculous. He kept harping on how Ryan Howard and Ben Revere are still on this team and how we have all forgotten this fact.

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby my cousin mose » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:03:56

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Bill McNeal » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:12:56

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Soren » Fri Dec 20, 2013 12:39:06

Apparently Charlie is going to take a job in the org
Olivia Meadows, your "emotional poltergeist"

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Re: Asche to Mouth and other random phillies things

Postby Trent Steele » Fri Dec 20, 2013 13:02:35

bill mcneal has really upped his game.
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