Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby The B1G Piece » Sat Feb 18, 2012 14:04:32

Floppy loved fat Ryan mashing taters.

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby Trent Steele » Sat Feb 18, 2012 14:07:34

Wow, he really does look fat.
I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater.

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby Napalm » Sat Feb 18, 2012 14:10:47

he really looks like a rynoceraus

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby phatj » Sat Feb 18, 2012 14:21:14

my cousin mose wrote:pooper scooper

My thought exactly
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby ReadingPhilly » Sat Feb 18, 2012 14:21:41

Props for getting down there though. Was just at the sixers game last night.

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby 1 » Sat Feb 18, 2012 15:44:16

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Doesn't mean a thing without a good setup guy like Madson pitching doesn't mean squat if you can't hit the ball didn't last season teach you guys anything?

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby CFP » Sat Feb 18, 2012 15:49:22

Contreras is 73

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby joe table » Sat Feb 18, 2012 15:51:31

I'd like to imagine Contreras reacting to Victorino's impromptu bboy routine

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby The B1G Piece » Sat Feb 18, 2012 15:57:51

Clubhouse dude: "Here is your Spring Training 2012 team issue hat"
CLIFF LEE: "Whatever"

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby Napalm » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:00:40

i like how pence's eyebrow curls like the rock

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby Barry Jive » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:04:19

Pence looks fucking insane

Blanton looks positively svelte from that angle

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:12:33

CFP wrote:Contreras is 73



OMG that is Contreras. I was trying to think why we would've brought Tony Perez in for spring training.
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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby jamiethekiller » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:22:06

blantons head didn't get the memo the rest of his body did

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby etched Chaos » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:24:28

Fat Ryan is good Ryan, feeling good about this season.
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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby Napalm » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:27:35

he'll probably lose the weight though right? he's just been sitting around up until recently. can't imagine he wants to be that heavy on that ankle

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby etched Chaos » Sat Feb 18, 2012 16:30:49

Napalm wrote:he'll probably lose the weight though right? he's just been sitting around up until recently. can't imagine he wants to be that heavy on that ankle


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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby Bakestar » Sun Feb 19, 2012 01:38:41

Why are they smiling don't they know the fans are still hurting?!?!!

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby SK790 » Sun Feb 19, 2012 02:01:40

Found more BATTS
I like teh waether

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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby gr » Sun Feb 19, 2012 02:05:02

Pence has a Hollywood bad guy future
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Re: Random FM Musings of Phillies Baseball

Postby kruker » Sun Feb 19, 2012 03:19:59

Cliff lee

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