Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

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Postby The B1G Piece » Fri Mar 23, 2012 13:56:54

Jenks doesn't look like a drinker.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby JFLNYC » Fri Mar 23, 2012 13:59:58

More like a guzzler.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Bucky » Fri Mar 23, 2012 14:16:33

adam eaton airplane plz tia

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby 1 » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:28:18

Pat Burrell is now a scout for the Giants. Talent scout. Lol.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Napalm » Sat Mar 24, 2012 13:46:09

The Rangers are selling a 1 pound hot dog this summer for $26 at their ballpark. It's really fascinating to read about

By the time you add shredded cheese, chili, sautéed onions and fries, the entire plate could weigh two pounds. And it's likely to add more than that to your waist line.

"I don't know how many calories are in this thing, but it's got to be 2,000 or 3,000," said Casey Rapp, operations manager for Sportsservice, which handles concessions at the park.

It's called the "Champion Dog" in the restaurant and served on a cutting board. The waiter or waitress can even cut it into smaller pieces to share with friends. At the concession stands, it's known as the "Boomstick," in honor of Nelson Cruz. And for fans purchasing it there, a hefty carrier complete with handles is made available so it can be transported to any seating area.

"We did a half-pound hot dog during the World Series and wanted to top it," Rapp said. "Our company had to have the hot dog made special and we had to find a local bakery to make the bun. The bun is like a loaf of bread just to hold this thing."


Of course, the huge hot dog is supposed to serve four people, though there's bound to be a few folks that take up the challenge of consuming the culinary delight by themselves.

"I don't recommend it, but I'd be impressed," Rapp said. "It's almost as long as a youth bat. I'm sure fans will try it just to see if they can do it."

Rangers CEO Nolan Ryan believes that the one player in the clubhouse that could take up the challenge of consuming the club's new hot dog is outfielder David Murphy.

Murphy's teammates agreed. So does Murphy think he could do it?

"If it's plain, I think I could definitely do it," Murphy said. "I'm not a big topping guy. Usually when I eat my hot dog, it's with cheese. If I tried to do it by adding the chili, that would be a challenge. Even with the toppings, I'd be close."

Murphy, who participated in a food challenge as part of a Rangers' TV broadcast in recent years, notes that he's had a one-pound hamburger, though to finish off this dog, he'd have to eat a lot more bread.

Murphy likes the idea of trying something different at the park.

"You're always wanting to see something on the menu besides the norm," Murphy said. "You're used to going to the ballpark and seeing your hamburger, hot dog, popcorn, nachos. It's fun to see something different and this is different."

The hot dog is just the latest example of going big in Texas. The Rangers introduced a three-pound pretzel last season and it was successful enough that it's making a return in 2012.


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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby phatj » Sat Mar 24, 2012 14:54:55

Napalm wrote:
By the time you add shredded cheese, chili, sautéed onions and fries, the entire plate could weigh two pounds. And it's likely to add more than that to your waist line.

Nutrition experts, is this even possible?
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 24, 2012 15:05:16

phatj wrote:
Napalm wrote:
By the time you add shredded cheese, chili, sautéed onions and fries, the entire plate could weigh two pounds. And it's likely to add more than that to your waist line.

Nutrition experts, is this even possible?


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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby kruker » Sun Mar 25, 2012 03:25:50

Nick Johnson could have been very, very good if it weren't for all the ridiculous injuries. Check out his 2006 line.
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Bucky » Sun Mar 25, 2012 07:50:19

they'll go broke on dollar dog days

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Luzinski's Gut » Sun Mar 25, 2012 08:47:32

LMAO.

With their new TV deal, the Rangers are putting these things on the WIC shopping list.

Bucky wrote:they'll go broke on dollar dog days
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Grotewold » Sun Mar 25, 2012 13:53:55

Golson traded for some fishing lures

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby joe table » Sun Mar 25, 2012 13:59:22

If they got some Red Devils, I like that for Yanks

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby 1 » Sun Mar 25, 2012 14:00:46

joe table wrote:If they got some Red Devils, I like that for Yanks

I think he was a royals.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Grotewold » Mon Mar 26, 2012 14:06:39

From the ashes of Howard's walking boot rises Kip Wells

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby Grotewold » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:55:08

I gotta admit, I didn't come into this week expecting to receive 5,000 tweets about Johnathan Lucroy

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby The B1G Piece » Tue Mar 27, 2012 14:58:28

Grotewold wrote:I gotta admit, I didn't come into this week expecting to receive 5,000 tweets about Johnathan Lucroy

Same thoughts here.

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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby TheFrank » Tue Mar 27, 2012 15:14:49

RealKen's season predictions are pretty hilarious. D'Backs and Giants ahead of the Phillies in his power rankings and a D'Backs/Giants NLCS.
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Re: Is there a Random Baseball Thoughts Thread?

Postby smitty » Tue Mar 27, 2012 15:15:54

DeFratus threw some today.
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