Why not just go storm Normandy and get shot in the face while you're at it
Why not get a plumbing license and run around high on shrooms stealing peoples' pocket change
Dudes, Mikey Miss told me Valdez is awesome and should replace Rollins so he should have no problems replacing Utley because 2nd is a shorter throw than SS.
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You guys just don't get it. Utley is faking an injury so Polanco can move to 2nd base leaving a glaring hole at third that Pujols will fill. Then, if Pujols would happen to get hurt, we trade for Burrell and put him back at 3B!