08 Wheelies

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 00:58:20

swishnicholson wrote:The first year the Academy Awards were presented there were only 11 categories, so there's no reason why we can't start small and then grow larger as time goes on. My suggestions for categories would be:

Woody's best avatar (original)

Woody's best avatar (adapted)

Best thread started by Woody

Best thread in which Woody appears in a supporting role

Best Woody thread hijack

Best Woody catchphrase

Best Woody vacation photo

Best failed Woody project (special limp Woody statuette)

Best Woody child

Best child that looks like Woody but, hey, his "Dad" loves him so everything's copacetic

Best female poster, or maybe also Woody

Best statistical analysis expanding our understanding of the game of baseball and the evaluation of its players for the benefit of the entire board or, failing that, smart comment by Woody.

Nominated for Wheelie™ - Wittiest Post 2009

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 03:38:31

guys, i'm tailoring the awards so that i win all of them
just give up the charade now

by **WilliamC** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 04:01:06

I feel I got a Woody award just by getting to air my daily grievances with you you all.

I couldn't stand talking sports and life with a lesser group of dickclowns.

by **Barry Jive** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 04:15:01

you'd win the "Best Drunk Poster" award 4sho

by **Shore** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:44:00

The best way to ruin the Wheelies is to award them.

Let's avoid that.

by **Stay_Disappointed** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:57:02

Shore wrote:The best way to ruin the Wheelies is to award them.

Let's avoid that.

Nominated for Wheelie™ - Biggest Party Pooper 2009

by **Bakestar** » Sun Jan 18, 2009 12:00:13

The Wheelies are like Chinese Democracy. The long-delayed product cannot live up to the legend.

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