Joe Blanton Good JuJu Thread With Extra Cupcakes

Postby Marion » Fri Nov 07, 2008 16:48:35

JOE BLANTON Signing Autographs at BC Sports in the Manoa Shopping Center in Havertown, PA

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
4:00-5:30 PM

BC Sports


Also,

J.C. ROMERO Signing Autographs at BC Sports in the Oxford Valley Mall in Langhorne, PA

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008
12:00-1:30 PM

BC Sports
"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby 1 » Fri Nov 07, 2008 17:10:46

i would pay 19 dollars for an actual photo of woody and blanton
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Postby Shore » Fri Nov 07, 2008 18:57:49

Marion wrote:JOE BLANTON Signing Autographs at BC Sports in the Manoa Shopping Center in Havertown, PA

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
4:00-5:30 PM

BC Sports


If I get Blanton's autograph, in icing, on a cupcake... how much, theoretically, would that be worth?

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Postby Bakestar » Fri Nov 07, 2008 19:00:16

Shore wrote:
Marion wrote:JOE BLANTON Signing Autographs at BC Sports in the Manoa Shopping Center in Havertown, PA

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
4:00-5:30 PM

BC Sports


If I get Blanton's autograph, in icing, on a cupcake... how much, theoretically, would that be worth?


Probably more than if I got Steve Carlton to autograph the "HIDIN FROM TEH JOOZ" photo.
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Postby Mountainphan » Fri Nov 07, 2008 19:07:02

Shore wrote:
Marion wrote:JOE BLANTON Signing Autographs at BC Sports in the Manoa Shopping Center in Havertown, PA

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
4:00-5:30 PM

BC Sports


If I get Blanton's autograph, in icing, on a cupcake... how much, theoretically, would that be worth?


Not as much as having him sign a bottle of that good Blanton bourbon.
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Postby Drugs Delaney » Fri Nov 14, 2008 09:36:32

So I was at work yesterday when I noticed a co-worker, a 50-something gay male co-worker who has no interest in sports whatsoever, has a Joe Blanton picture pinned to his cubicle wall. I inquire why and I'm told, "Oh, he's hot. I like baseball now."

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Postby Trent Steele » Fri Nov 14, 2008 09:38:20

Drugs Delaney wrote:So I was at work yesterday when I noticed a co-worker, a 50-something gay male co-worker who has no interest in sports whatsoever, has a Joe Blanton picture pinned to his cubicle wall. I inquire why and I'm told, "Oh, he's hot. I like baseball now."



More cushion for the pushin?
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Postby z ipper » Fri Nov 14, 2008 09:39:15

def chubby chaser. i saw something on mtv about them once.

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Postby Marion » Fri Nov 14, 2008 09:47:48

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"I tell all kids not to use that word. If they're 29 and they win the World Series, I think they can say that.
But I definitely would say to all the kids out there, 'Kids, it's a bad word. Don't say it. And I'm dead serious.' "

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Postby z ipper » Fri Nov 14, 2008 09:50:11

so do they both pitch and catch? if so, omg.

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Postby Drugs Delaney » Fri Nov 14, 2008 13:22:32

Trent Steele wrote:
Drugs Delaney wrote:So I was at work yesterday when I noticed a co-worker, a 50-something gay male co-worker who has no interest in sports whatsoever, has a Joe Blanton picture pinned to his cubicle wall. I inquire why and I'm told, "Oh, he's hot. I like baseball now."



More cushion for the pushin?

Yeah. In his words, "I don't like skinny guys." Ironic, I guess, because he's skinny himself.

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Postby Woody » Fri Nov 14, 2008 13:23:20

Watch yer cornhole, Drugs

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Postby 1 » Mon Nov 17, 2008 00:10:28

moyer gets it:

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Postby PSUPhilliesPhan » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:38:37

Needed to get a nice bottle of whiskey for Thanksgiving and what stared me in the face but: Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey.

It was $53 for just .75L but what the hell, we're world f'in champions!

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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:42:25

PSUPhilliesPhan wrote:Needed to get a nice bottle of whiskey for Thanksgiving and what stared me in the face but: Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey.

It was $53 for just .75L but what the hell, we're world f'in champions!


It's good.
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Postby Bill McNeal » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:45:32

If I'd seen that at the liqueur store yesterday, I probably would've done the same, instead I wound up getting maker's mark.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:46:07

Bill McNeal wrote:If I'd seen that at the liqueur store yesterday, I probably would've done the same, instead I wound up getting maker's mark.


Maker's Mark is good too.
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Postby Mountainphan » Thu Nov 27, 2008 14:58:05

TenuredVulture wrote:
PSUPhilliesPhan wrote:Needed to get a nice bottle of whiskey for Thanksgiving and what stared me in the face but: Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon Whiskey.

It was $53 for just .75L but what the hell, we're world f'in champions!


It's good.


I'll second that.

A toast to hammerin' Joe Blanton and Happy Thanksgiving to y'all.
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Postby TenuredVulture » Fri Nov 28, 2008 01:19:28

I sure hope Blanton got enough to eat today. He surely has earned an extra slice of pie.

Hey, don't take that drumstick, it's for Joe.
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Postby jerseyhoya » Fri Nov 28, 2008 01:21:09

You told me to hit my brother with the last drumstick. Make up your damn mind.

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