Joe Blanton Good JuJu Thread With Extra Cupcakes

Postby Slowhand » Sat Oct 04, 2008 22:50:31

Warszawa wrote:Image


Is Nick Swisher smiling because of the girl or because his balls are being cupped by some guy? Both?

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Postby EndlessSummer » Sat Oct 04, 2008 22:51:58

Am I drunk or is there a resemblance here:
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Postby JFLNYC » Sat Oct 04, 2008 22:57:38

EndlessSummer wrote:Am I drunk or is there a resemblance here:


Not mutually exclusive.
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Postby phdave » Sun Oct 05, 2008 00:46:35

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The Phillies: People trading People to People.

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Postby Slowhand » Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:04:32

Warszawa wrote:Image



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Postby drsmooth » Sun Oct 05, 2008 09:53:17

name me another postseason team that has a chance to advance thanks to the timely center-stage performance of a player casually referred to as a bakery confection

that may be an accomplishment all by itself
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Postby JFLNYC » Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:27:01

I donut have as much confidence in the Phils after muffin last night's game.
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Postby VFB » Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:38:03

Slowhand wrote:
Warszawa wrote:Image



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rofl

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Postby Trent Steele » Sun Oct 05, 2008 21:18:01

Thank God this worked
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Postby swishnicholson » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:29:32

drsmooth wrote:name me another postseason team that has a chance to advance thanks to the timely center-stage performance of a player casually referred to as a bakery confection

that may be an accomplishment all by itself


Good point. For instance, Napoleon LaJoie never even played in a postseason game.
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Postby Grotewold » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:53:49

I think I'm done making fun of this guy

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:55:19

Grotewold wrote:I think I'm done making fun of this guy

thanks, I'm not really sure why everyone started. He isn't even that fat.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:56:06

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Grotewold wrote:I think I'm done making fun of this guy

thanks, I'm not really sure why everyone started. He isn't even that fat.


He's got a fat face though.
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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:56:31

Where can I get my own "Redneck Recking Crew" t-shirt?
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Postby philliesr98 » Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:56:32

Houshphandzadeh wrote:
Grotewold wrote:I think I'm done making fun of this guy

thanks, I'm not really sure why everyone started. He isn't even that fat.


a good amount of his body fat is contained in his cheeks... that's all i got

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Postby smitty » Mon Oct 06, 2008 15:03:13

swishnicholson wrote:
drsmooth wrote:name me another postseason team that has a chance to advance thanks to the timely center-stage performance of a player casually referred to as a bakery confection

that may be an accomplishment all by itself


Good point. For instance, Napoleon LaJoie never even played in a postseason game.


Pie Traynor did though.

Cookie Lavagetto and Cookie Rojas too.

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Postby Stay_Disappointed » Mon Oct 13, 2008 07:07:30

bump
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Postby Woody » Mon Oct 13, 2008 07:12:54

I just heard the greatest Blanton story on ESPN radio. Tim K. was talking about how "tough" Blanton is and whether or not the fireworks will continue in Game 4.

In the minors, some dude hit a homerun off Blanton, and then the next at-bat our hero struck the guy out on three pitches. As he was walking off the mound, Blanton made a "Dog-peeing-on-a-fire-hydrant-motion" in the batter's direction. That's awesome

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Postby LongDrive » Mon Oct 13, 2008 07:42:34

Joe Blanton RULZ.

I hope he does the dog peeing act to Ramirez tonight. I will then go out tomorrow and buy a Joe Blanton jersey.

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Postby JFLNYC » Mon Oct 13, 2008 09:04:59

I won't be impressed until Blanton makes the other dog-voiding motion.
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