eyewitness reports:

"You could tell Michael had smoked before. He grabbed the bong and a lighter and knew exactly what to do"

"He looked just as natural with a bong in his hands as he does swimming in the pool. He was the gold medal winner of bong hits"

Some pretty damning evidence

Jeez, wasn't it pretty obvous he is a stoner. The guy has those eyes, you know? Dude's got the stoner face:

http://www.celebuzz.com/british-paper-b ... -32259261/

I'm already feeling disappointment at the inevitable "I apologize for letting down my fans." On the other hand, If he does one of these -

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf2uG7RrroM[/youtube]
my opinion of him will go up 10,000%

Jeezus. The police in Australia have an Air Wing? Criminy. I wonder if they napalmed the street or somethng. That would have put the Ki-Bosh on the tomfoolery straight away (as they say down under).