Roster Watch

by **karn** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:05:03

So was Howard playing at like 300 pounds last season or what in the heck is up!

by **jamiethekiller** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:37:05

i think they mis typed scott eyre and ryan howard

by gr » Thu Apr 30, 2009 16:48:48

durbin gained 20 pounds? did he steal blanton's breakfast?

by **Rococo4** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 17:40:22

i thought he looked fatter this year

by **RosterBot** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 18:00:07

Roster changes for Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:00 pm
38 Kyle Kendrick R/R 6-3 190 08/26/84
54 Brad Lidge R/R 6-5 210 12/23/76
18 Carlos Ruiz R/R 5-10 200 01/22/79 15-day Disabled
11 Jimmy Rollins S/R 5-8 175 11/27/78
26 Chase Utley L/R 6-1 200 12/17/78
12 Matt Stairs L/R 5-9 210 02/27/68
Changed to...
38 Kyle Kendrick R/R 6-3 205 08/26/84
54 Brad Lidge R/R 6-5 215 12/23/76
18 Carlos Ruiz R/R 5-10 205 01/22/79 15-day Disabled
11 Jimmy Rollins S/R 5-8 170 11/27/78
26 Chase Utley L/R 6-1 190 12/17/78
12 Matt Stairs L/R 5-9 215 02/27/68

by **Barry Jive** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 18:02:29

i guess you might say they played so well last year they FEASTED ON THE COMPETITION

by **BigEd76** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 18:10:22

Jimmy not eating = slump

by **RosterBot** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 19:00:05

Roster changes for Thu Apr 30, 2009 7:00 pm
8 Shane Victorino S/R 5-9 180 11/30/80
28 Jayson Werth R/R 6-5 225 05/20/79
Changed to...
8 Shane Victorino S/R 5-9 185 11/30/80
28 Jayson Werth R/R 6-5 215 05/20/79

by **Ace Rothstein** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 19:06:04

Werth went from weed to coke ?

by **VFB** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 22:10:46

this is unexpectedly hilarious

by **FTN** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 22:19:56

jesus kendrick

by **Phan In Phlorida** » Fri May 01, 2009 02:00:49

What did they do, weigh the entire team at once on a giant scale then guess how it divvied up?

by **seke2** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:25:41

apparently the offseason champions banquet circuit treated our boys well

by **thephan** » Fri May 01, 2009 11:33:23

Biggest Loser Phillies edition

by **TheDude24** » Fri May 01, 2009 14:54:23

Where's that LOL Phillies picture where Alfonseca ate Jimmy?

by **BigEd76** » Fri May 01, 2009 15:05:36

Roster changes for Fri May 1, 2009 3:00 pm
Changed to...
33 Terry Forster L/L 6-3 290 01/14/52

by **phatj** » Fri May 01, 2009 15:16:26

Who the hell is that?

by **Werthless** » Fri May 01, 2009 15:30:44

An usher. We had to let him go to make room for an up-and-comer beer guy.

by **Bakestar** » Fri May 01, 2009 15:54:19

phatj wrote:Who the hell is that?

A big fat gob of goo.

by **JFLNYC** » Fri May 01, 2009 16:37:04

David Letterman gave the left-hander national notoriety in 1985, when he referred to the lefty as a "fat tub of goo" on his Late Night show.

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