Worst Sports Articles: 2008 edition

Postby philliesphhan » Sun Oct 19, 2008 14:42:25

E-mail response to me from Conlin

12 post-season games, .222 average with 5 RBIs batting No. 3. You want to insult the man by listing him No. 3 when he is clearly the best second baseman in franchise history. The sole requirement for the "team" was World Series numbers. The editors wanted to include the current team for obvious reasons. I wanted it limited to Phillies World Series teams since 1950. How could I put a guy who has never had a Series AB ahead of one who hit .400 in 1993 with 10 hits?


This certainly doesn't explain why Howard IS on the list.
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

philliesphhan
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 36348
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 14:37:22
Location: the corner of 1st and 1st

Postby CrashburnAlley » Sun Oct 19, 2008 17:48:47

Seems like a lot of the bad journalism is coming from New York these days.

Lupica: Barry Bonds’ desperate swing

Maybe Jeff Borris, who couldn’t get his client a job and now wants that to be baseball’s fault, who maybe is holding out hope that he can get some kind of commission on the collusion damages, can explain that away in front of an arbitrator if he ever gets that far. Borris can explain at the same time how if there is a big conspiracy against Bonds no owner even called baseball this season to indicate he was even thinking about signing Bonds to a contract.

But then Borris wants all this to be anybody’s fault except Barry Bonds’. The same as Bonds does. Bonds wants it to be somebody else who took all the drugs and then lied about it in front of a grand jury, maybe wants it to be somebody else’s fault that he got old and began to finally break down this way.

Jeff Borris has nothing, nothing other than an unemployable home run king of baseball, one who made so much money hitting home runs and now needs more. A lot more. So he says baseball had a conspiracy against him.

Baseball probably thinks it’s the other way around.


Awesome retort by John Brattain at Baseball Digest Daily:

Mike and Buddy sitting in a tree…

Who is Selig’s secret admirer? None other than Mike Lupica.

Let’s check out how Mr. Lupica confesses his everlasting love. Initially I was leery about writing about this train wreck since–believe it or not–my first feeling upon reading it was embarrassment for Lupica. To have an article like this permanently imbedded in cyberspace would feel like losing your swimming trunks at a pool full of Victoria Secret models that end up pointing and laughing at your teensy package and it all ends up on YouTube only to be picked up by the network televising the Super Bowl and aired repeatedly during the telecast.

You feel bad enough for the poor guy that you’re loath to add to his misery.

Still, it is what it is and he should be called on it.
Crashburn Alley

WTF C'MON GUYZ STOP BEING PPL AND START BEIN HOCKY ROBOTS
CrashburnAlley
There's Our Old Friend
There's Our Old Friend
 
Posts: 4925
Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2007 23:11:39
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Sun Oct 19, 2008 19:16:07

I guess it's not a big deal, but every year, for every sport, Simmons writes a "THIS IS THE CRAZIEST SEASON EVER" article about six weeks in.

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

Postby phdave » Sun Oct 19, 2008 19:25:38

philliesphhan wrote:E-mail response to me from Conlin

12 post-season games, .222 average with 5 RBIs batting No. 3. You want to insult the man by listing him No. 3 when he is clearly the best second baseman in franchise history. The sole requirement for the "team" was World Series numbers. The editors wanted to include the current team for obvious reasons. I wanted it limited to Phillies World Series teams since 1950. How could I put a guy who has never had a Series AB ahead of one who hit .400 in 1993 with 10 hits?


This certainly doesn't explain why Howard IS on the list.


That dude just cannot admit a mistake or at least admit that he had no underlying logic. His rational makes absolutely no sense with what he printed. Even if he wanted to leave off Utley for some reason, he has no justification for picking Morandini over Morgan:

Trillo in 1980 WS: .217/.208/.304
Morandini in 1993 WS: .200/.333/.200 (only 1 hit in 5 at bats)
Morgan in 1983 WS: .263/.333/.684 (2 HRs and 1 3b)
The Phillies: People trading People to People.

phdave
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 11601
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 21:25:57
Location: Ylvania

Postby smitty » Sun Oct 19, 2008 19:29:04

phdave wrote:
philliesphhan wrote:E-mail response to me from Conlin

12 post-season games, .222 average with 5 RBIs batting No. 3. You want to insult the man by listing him No. 3 when he is clearly the best second baseman in franchise history. The sole requirement for the "team" was World Series numbers. The editors wanted to include the current team for obvious reasons. I wanted it limited to Phillies World Series teams since 1950. How could I put a guy who has never had a Series AB ahead of one who hit .400 in 1993 with 10 hits?


This certainly doesn't explain why Howard IS on the list.


That dude just cannot admit a mistake or at least admit that he had no underlying logic. His rational makes absolutely no sense with what he printed. Even if he wanted to leave off Utley for some reason, he has no justification for picking Morandini over Morgan:

Trillo in 1980 WS: .217/.208/.304
Morandini in 1993 WS: .200/.333/.200 (only 1 hit in 5 at bats)
Morgan in 1983 WS: .263/.333/.684 (2 HRs and 1 3b)


Trillo was a NLCS MVP one time. I guess that counts. Conlin makes no sense here which isn't a big surprise any more unfortunately. I think the only thing a lot of sportswriters are doing nowadays is to write stuff to get reactions. And one way to do that is to be really stupid in the things you write. Too many of them are going that route it seems.

smitty
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 45450
Joined: Sat Dec 30, 2006 03:00:27
Location: Federal Way, WA --Spursville

Postby philliesphhan » Mon Oct 20, 2008 21:07:55

phdave wrote:
philliesphhan wrote:E-mail response to me from Conlin

12 post-season games, .222 average with 5 RBIs batting No. 3. You want to insult the man by listing him No. 3 when he is clearly the best second baseman in franchise history. The sole requirement for the "team" was World Series numbers. The editors wanted to include the current team for obvious reasons. I wanted it limited to Phillies World Series teams since 1950. How could I put a guy who has never had a Series AB ahead of one who hit .400 in 1993 with 10 hits?


This certainly doesn't explain why Howard IS on the list.


That dude just cannot admit a mistake or at least admit that he had no underlying logic. His rational makes absolutely no sense with what he printed. Even if he wanted to leave off Utley for some reason, he has no justification for picking Morandini over Morgan:

Trillo in 1980 WS: .217/.208/.304
Morandini in 1993 WS: .200/.333/.200 (only 1 hit in 5 at bats)
Morgan in 1983 WS: .263/.333/.684 (2 HRs and 1 3b)


I decided to ask him about Morgan.

Me:
Then why was Howard included? Or for that matter, why not Joe Morgan? Morandini had one hit in only 5 AB in 1993. Joe had 2 HR and a triple


Him:
You obviously didn't get it at all, so no need to explain. But you read every word, right?
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

philliesphhan
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 36348
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 14:37:22
Location: the corner of 1st and 1st

Postby CrashburnAlley » Mon Oct 27, 2008 19:34:11

Fail.

For Philly fans, winning is torture

Nobody is safe in front of Philadelphia sports fans. The tradition of booing and heckling at ballparks in the City of Brotherly Love was personified in that spontaneous expression of displeasure over Prohibition, and years later when they booed Santa Claus and pelted J.D. Drew with batteries and, this season, needled Phillies shortstop and reigning MVP Jimmy Rollins for daring to suggest the fans are “frontrunners.”
Crashburn Alley

WTF C'MON GUYZ STOP BEING PPL AND START BEIN HOCKY ROBOTS
CrashburnAlley
There's Our Old Friend
There's Our Old Friend
 
Posts: 4925
Joined: Mon Sep 03, 2007 23:11:39
Location: Philadelphia, PA

Postby dajafi » Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:44:18

"Presence"

Sometimes the stupid is so powerful that I'm amazed the universe doesn't just crack.

dajafi
Moderator / BSG MVP
Moderator / BSG MVP
 
Posts: 24567
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 20:03:18
Location: Brooklyn

Postby phatj » Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:49:27

dajafi wrote:"Presence"

Sometimes the stupid is so powerful that I'm amazed the universe doesn't just crack.

Ask Brad Lidge about Pujols' presence.
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Postby Houshphandzadeh » Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:50:00

dajafi wrote:"Presence"

Sometimes the stupid is so powerful that I'm amazed the universe doesn't just crack.

bahaha

OPB

Houshphandzadeh
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 64362
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 19:15:12
Location: nascar victory

Postby phatj » Tue Nov 18, 2008 16:53:20

Yeah you know me
they were a chick hanging out with her friends at a bar, the Phillies would be the 320 lb chick with a nose wart and a dick - Trent Steele

phatj
Moderator
 
Posts: 20683
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 23:07:06
Location: Andaman Limp Dick of Certain Doom

Postby swishnicholson » Tue Nov 18, 2008 17:15:28

dajafi wrote:"Presence"



I think he's saying that Howard is fat, but in a nice way.
"No woman can call herself free who does not control her own body."

swishnicholson
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 39187
Joined: Fri Dec 29, 2006 22:56:15
Location: First I was like....And then I was like...

Postby Bakestar » Tue Nov 18, 2008 17:19:30

swishnicholson wrote:
dajafi wrote:"Presence"



I think he's saying that Howard is fat, but in a nice way.


OH fucking great, now when I tell my wife I enjoy her "presence" she'll know what I mean!

RIMSHOT
Foreskin stupid

Bakestar
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 14709
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:57:53
Location: Crane Jackson's Fountain Street Theatre

Postby philliesphhan » Tue Nov 18, 2008 17:45:28

Weirdly, he seemed to be defending the Pujols pick on DNL yesterday. An example he gave was it'd be stupid to not consider Ted Williams for MVP when he played just because his team didn't make the playoffs. Not sure what he was thinking with this article.
"My hip is fucked up. I'm going to Africa for two weeks."

philliesphhan
Plays the Game the Right Way
Plays the Game the Right Way
 
Posts: 36348
Joined: Sun Jan 28, 2007 14:37:22
Location: the corner of 1st and 1st

Postby bleh » Tue Nov 18, 2008 17:55:28

dajafi wrote:"Presence"

Sometimes the stupid is so powerful that I'm amazed the universe doesn't just crack.

That article actually does show why Howard came so close in the voting. Because sports writers are retarded.

bleh
Space Cadet
Space Cadet
 
Posts: 10603
Joined: Sat Jun 09, 2007 14:06:21

Postby MarkdlV » Thu Dec 11, 2008 09:02:37

From Conlin

The last time Steve Carlton won more than 15 games was 1982. Lefty was 37 years old. By the time the Hall of Famer was Moyer's age, he was a memorabilia-show veteran. Jamie does his ball signing while in uniform.


Learn something new everyday.

MarkdlV
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 1234
Joined: Tue Jan 02, 2007 09:43:57
Location: Chicago

Postby Woody » Thu Dec 11, 2008 09:35:44

Tell me that's how he juggles them and then I'll be impressed
you sure do seem to have a lot of time on your hands to be on this forum? Do you have a job? Are you a shut-in?

Woody
BSG MVP
BSG MVP
 
Posts: 52472
Joined: Thu Dec 28, 2006 17:56:45
Location: captain of the varsity slut team

Previous