Worst Sports Articles: 2008 edition

Postby philliesphhan » Tue Jul 29, 2008 16:56:17

The article is extra silly since Fasano is on Cleveland's 25 man roster right now.
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Postby swishnicholson » Fri Aug 01, 2008 00:48:01

Thank God we dodged this bullet:

No Dodging it: Manny Ramirez just a bad, bad man.

No, the headline is not meant to be ironic.

Why should he care about a bunch of sick teenagers when he doesn’t care about his teammates or his manager or the fans who enabled him and apologized for him for 7 1/2 years?.....

There was always something uneasy about the love and adoration that Red Sox fans showered on Ramirez. The hard-hitting half-wit was born with the ability to put a bat on ball better than most mortals, but that’s where his virtues end. He doesn’t play the game right. Too often he doesn’t play the game hard. He cares about his contract and his hair and not much else....

He didn’t care about the wounded troops at Walter Reed Army Medical Center...

In a way, Ramirez represents the worst of professional sports - a man who is idolized because he has one, God-given physical skill.

The team formerly known as “Dem Bums” just got the biggest bum of them all.

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Postby AndyMusser » Fri Aug 01, 2008 01:29:39

swishnicholson wrote:Thank God we dodged this bullet:

No Dodging it: Manny Ramirez just a bad, bad man.

No, the headline is not meant to be ironic.

Why should he care about a bunch of sick teenagers when he doesn’t care about his teammates or his manager or the fans who enabled him and apologized for him for 7 1/2 years?.....

There was always something uneasy about the love and adoration that Red Sox fans showered on Ramirez. The hard-hitting half-wit was born with the ability to put a bat on ball better than most mortals, but that’s where his virtues end. He doesn’t play the game right. Too often he doesn’t play the game hard. He cares about his contract and his hair and not much else....

He didn’t care about the wounded troops at Walter Reed Army Medical Center...

In a way, Ramirez represents the worst of professional sports - a man who is idolized because he has one, God-given physical skill.

The team formerly known as “Dem Bums” just got the biggest bum of them all.



Wow, that might be the worst article of them all. Does this mean that the Red Sox should give back their 2 World Series titles they won with Manny carrying their offense in 2004 with a line of .350/.435/.500 and winning World Series MVP. And in the 2007 post season when he went for .348/.516/.652. That guy is seriously reaching when he says good riddance to Manny because he didn't donate equipment to his high school team and was a cancer in the locker room. Maybe the driving force behind the Red Sox ending their 86 year drought was that lazy, locker room cancer, no good left fielder they had playing for them

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Postby MoBettle » Sat Aug 02, 2008 11:45:40

ridiculous article about the Griffey trade

FJM had a funny write up about it.

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Postby Woody » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:07:38

This is all at once a good and horrible article, but I thought you'd all enjoy it
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/sports/ ... iness.html

Bill Conlin: Phillies should study how Eagles do business
By Bill Conlin

WHEN SHORTSTOP Jason Donald and catcher Lou Marson left their Double A seasons with last place Reading to play for Team USA in Beijing, they were already considered the Phillies' best position prospects. Or maybe not.

Donald sealed the bronze medal for manager Davey Johnson's overachievers, drilling a two-run homer in the 8-4, come-from-behind victory over a Japan team composed of elite stars. Donald led Team USA with a .381 average after enduring an 0-16 collar in four pre-Olympic exhibitions. He drove in five runs despite batting near the bottom of the order.

Injuries made Marson the No. 1 catcher and the Eastern League All-Star batted .308, displaying outstanding leadership while starting the final four games and appearing in five.

You're excited, right? Can't wait to see these outstanding kids when the Phillies expand their roster in September? Well, curb your enthusiasm and don't hold your breath.

Thirty days hath September. But the Phils figure to get through all 30 of them without Donald and Marson.

Oh, Ruben Gillbuckle will concoct plausible reasons why they probably will not be added to a roster battling to win a division title: We don't want the kids up here just to pinch-hit . . . We need to go with the catchers who know the pitchers best . . . No room for on-the-job training in the crucible of a pennant race.


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Postby gr » Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:57:21

Woody wrote:This is all at once a good and horrible article, but I thought you'd all enjoy it
http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/sports/ ... iness.html

Bill Conlin: Phillies should study how Eagles do business
By Bill Conlin

WHEN SHORTSTOP Jason Donald and catcher Lou Marson left their Double A seasons with last place Reading to play for Team USA in Beijing, they were already considered the Phillies' best position prospects. Or maybe not.

Donald sealed the bronze medal for manager Davey Johnson's overachievers, drilling a two-run homer in the 8-4, come-from-behind victory over a Japan team composed of elite stars. Donald led Team USA with a .381 average after enduring an 0-16 collar in four pre-Olympic exhibitions. He drove in five runs despite batting near the bottom of the order.

Injuries made Marson the No. 1 catcher and the Eastern League All-Star batted .308, displaying outstanding leadership while starting the final four games and appearing in five.

You're excited, right? Can't wait to see these outstanding kids when the Phillies expand their roster in September? Well, curb your enthusiasm and don't hold your breath.

Thirty days hath September. But the Phils figure to get through all 30 of them without Donald and Marson.

Oh, Ruben Gillbuckle will concoct plausible reasons why they probably will not be added to a roster battling to win a division title: We don't want the kids up here just to pinch-hit . . . We need to go with the catchers who know the pitchers best . . . No room for on-the-job training in the crucible of a pennant race.


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(Plus: Rollins for Rowand and Matt Cain!)


wow, it takes a gifted writer and hall of fame ego to quote a player quoting his own column back to him. plus, you know he ripped off your Gilmarbuckle line, but changed it a bit to claim he came up with it.
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Postby smitty » Mon Aug 25, 2008 14:12:35

When does Reading's season end? They certainly aren't going to the playoffs. I'm not sure what else Marson and Donald have to do in September.

Gillick indicated that both would be September call ups so who knows? I think they'll probably be with the big club but they won't play much. Time will tell.

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Postby jerseyhoya » Tue Aug 26, 2008 00:13:21

9 Year Old Boy Told He's Too Good To Pitch

Yay! Let's celebrate mediocrity and make talented people feel like outcasts! That teaches great lessons to our children.

Obviously the article itself is fine. The subject matter is more than a little frustrating.

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Postby pacino » Tue Aug 26, 2008 00:14:55

are we all sure that's not from the onion?
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Postby swishnicholson » Tue Aug 26, 2008 00:39:31

jerseyhoya wrote:9 Year Old Boy Told He's Too Good To Pitch

Yay! Let's celebrate mediocrity and make talented people feel like outcasts! That teaches great lessons to our children.

Obviously the article itself is fine. The subject matter is more than a little frustrating.


The article doesn't make it clear how practical it is, but it seems like he would be better off in a more competitive league with older kids. That wouldn't "celebrate mediocrity", it would actually recognize greater advancement. That seems like pretty much the standard practice in any other sport-basketball, soccer, tennis etc.
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Postby philliesr98 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:22:26

swishnicholson wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:9 Year Old Boy Told He's Too Good To Pitch

Yay! Let's celebrate mediocrity and make talented people feel like outcasts! That teaches great lessons to our children.

Obviously the article itself is fine. The subject matter is more than a little frustrating.


The article doesn't make it clear how practical it is, but it seems like he would be better off in a more competitive league with older kids. That wouldn't "celebrate mediocrity", it would actually recognize greater advancement. That seems like pretty much the standard practice in any other sport-basketball, soccer, tennis etc.


exactly, instead of taking the kid out of the "independent youth league" and moving him into little league where 9 year olds throwing 40 isn't that ground breaking, the parents are now suing the league....

why can't something like this be resolved without making national headlines... is this what we have come to?? I have a cousin in little league who at 9 made this kid look like a 6 year old... in his little league, if you were too good at 9 they made you play a level up, and thats what he did... and he still held more than his own the first two years... he's now 11 and finally playing age appropriate and it's been a great experience for him. He is men among boys, and averaged over 10 Ks a game as a 10 year old playing with kids 1 - 2 years older than him.... he will reep the benefits of his athletic ability

i just taught him a circle change, and he loves it... this is what youth sports are about. teaching a kid how to be competitive while still displaying good sportsmanship... it's being part of a team, not getting singled out....
this story irks me, and can really put a damper on an athletic kids ability...

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Postby Woody » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:27:22

Nevermind all that--are we scouting this kid

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Postby Woody » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:28:50

Ahhh, so it's politics, not talent

Jericho's coach and parents say the boy is being unfairly targeted because he turned down an invitation to join the defending league champion, which is sponsored by an employer of one of the league's administrators.

Jericho instead joined a team sponsored by Will Power Fitness. The team was 8-0 and on its way to the playoffs when Jericho was banned from pitching.


More reasons to hate the politics thread!

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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:48:10

Woody wrote:Ahhh, so it's politics, not talent

Jericho's coach and parents say the boy is being unfairly targeted because he turned down an invitation to join the defending league champion, which is sponsored by an employer of one of the league's administrators.

Jericho instead joined a team sponsored by Will Power Fitness. The team was 8-0 and on its way to the playoffs when Jericho was banned from pitching.


More reasons to hate the politics thread!


Especially when you consider this...

Officials for the three-year-old league, which has eight teams and about 100 players, said they will disband Jericho’s team, redistributing its players among other squads, and offered to refund $50 sign-up fees to anyone who asks for it.


Yep. Disband the team and reassign the players to other teams. Hmm, wonder if being undefeated and heading for the playoffs factored into this descision?
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Postby dajafi » Tue Aug 26, 2008 13:27:33

Contraction, redistribution... was Bud Selig involved in this decision?

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Postby Wolfgang622 » Tue Aug 26, 2008 13:46:13

How about this howler this morning from the Inky by Bob Ford. It reads as if it was one of those over-the-top satirical breakdowns of a bad article written by the guys at FJM... only he appears to be serious:

Bob Ford wrote:It's a lesson worth remembering tonight when the Phillies come back to work against the New York Mets, still a half-game behind them in the official standings of the National League East but creeping toward a solid lead in the Momentum Division. That's a fickle league, particularly for a team as streaky as the Phillies, but a couple of wins against New York might actually mean something by the end of things.


And here is where he really gets going:

Bob Ford wrote:The Phils ended up winning the division in 2007, but needed a monstrous collapse from the Mets to allow them to do so. Cutting it that close isn't recommended, and with a little help this week in both the real standings and the imaginary ones, maybe it won't be necessary this time.


I mean... wow.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Aug 26, 2008 13:49:54

mozartpc27 wrote:
Bob Ford wrote:The Phils ended up winning the division in 2007, but needed a monstrous collapse from the Mets to allow them to do so. Cutting it that close isn't recommended, and with a little help this week in both the real standings and the imaginary ones, maybe it won't be necessary this time.

In my imaginary standings, the Phils are up 20 games.
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Postby Phan In Phlorida » Tue Aug 26, 2008 17:47:04

Woody wrote:Nevermind all that--are we scouting this kid

Never gonna happen. The kid will obviously want at least a Wii, 9 year olds only rate a PSP. The Phils never bust slot.
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Postby pacino » Tue Aug 26, 2008 17:59:14

swishnicholson wrote:
jerseyhoya wrote:9 Year Old Boy Told He's Too Good To Pitch

Yay! Let's celebrate mediocrity and make talented people feel like outcasts! That teaches great lessons to our children.

Obviously the article itself is fine. The subject matter is more than a little frustrating.


The article doesn't make it clear how practical it is, but it seems like he would be better off in a more competitive league with older kids. That wouldn't "celebrate mediocrity", it would actually recognize greater advancement. That seems like pretty much the standard practice in any other sport-basketball, soccer, tennis etc.

doesn't that stunt him when he has to face bigger kids?
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Postby MarkdlV » Wed Aug 27, 2008 07:57:30

Jay Mariotti quit the Sun Times.

How will sports journalism go on?

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