The 200 Things Wrong with the Phillies in 2007

Postby FTN » Wed Sep 05, 2007 21:41:41

116. Harry Kalas and his 135 fake HR calls. Even Harry has to own up to some of the blame.

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Postby kevinmcguire » Wed Sep 05, 2007 21:46:16

115. Running out of hot dogs on Dollar Dog Day

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Postby The Red Tornado » Wed Sep 05, 2007 21:47:59

114) CRUSHING YOUR HOPES AGAIN AND AGAIN
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Postby VoxOrion » Wed Sep 05, 2007 21:57:38

113. Victorino tranny bobble-head.
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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:00:40

112. No hog

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Postby Penn7890 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:06:02

111. relying too heavily on brett myers
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Postby stevelxa476 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:10:55

110. Not winning enough games.
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Postby FTN » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:13:27

109. Waiving Clay Condrey 32 times while keeping Gas Can and Joe Ottoman on the roster.

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Postby MattS » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:14:03

108. Paying $14.5MM to 4 pitchers who should have already retired-- Moyer, Gordon, Mesa, and Alfonseca; and another $10MM to a pitcher who may have blown out his arm and probably should retire soon.

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Postby Houshphandzadeh » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:16:08

107. The freaking Brewers?

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Postby swishnicholson » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:23:54

Woody wrote:117. la doing play by play i mean give me a fing break with that already


However, If you had been listening when Franzke asked LA if he had a "long Irish heritage" and someone laughed in the background you would have experienced one of the highlights of the afternoon before the bitter end. Not least because it bumped Franzke back to play-by-play since Anderson couldn't even speak for the next five minutes other than an occasional whimper through his tears of laughter.
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Postby 1 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 22:51:42

swishnicholson wrote:
Woody wrote:117. la doing play by play i mean give me a fing break with that already


However, If you had been listening when Franzke asked LA if he had a "long Irish heritage" and someone laughed in the background you would have experienced one of the highlights of the afternoon before the bitter end. Not least because it bumped Franzke back to play-by-play since Anderson couldn't even speak for the next five minutes other than an occasional whimper through his tears of laughter.


i heard that on my way home

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Postby LongDrive » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:14:10

106. Blowing a 5-0 & 8-2 lead within 4 days

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Postby EndlessSummer » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:15:59

105. That stupid siren that goes off constantly on the security carts at CBP.

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Postby philliesphhan » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:22:31

104. Pitching Madson two days in a row multiple times after he hurt himself and said he couldnt
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Postby CalvinBall » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:45:45

103. Pinch Running for Burrell way too often in the 6th inning.

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Postby TenuredVulture » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:48:33

Houshphandzadeh wrote:112. No hog


Should we bring the hog back? I might be able to fix that one.
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Postby jp_chips » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:55:55

these are all team physicians

102.marc harwood
101.peter c. Vitanzo
100.bruce hopper jr.

athletic trainers

99.scott sheridan
98.scott hoffman.

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Postby BigEd76 » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:56:28

97. Wizlah

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Postby drsmooth » Wed Sep 05, 2007 23:57:36

still having almost 100 things wrong left to list after 6 pages
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