i dont think fritos smell that bad tbh

A firefighter once told me that cerebrospinal fluid smells like Fritos. Might want to see if he's leaking.

Maybe he has a body odor condition like that kid on Freaks and Geeks

The bread on my Wawa sandwich is so stale that it could break a window.

sheetz would never allow for that to happen

what are they gonna restrain him or something?

Wasted 45 mins to not have lunch. They got pissed because I wanted a refund and not another sandwich. "Your bread is stale, why would I want another?"

There are starving people in the world who would be very thankful for that stale bread.

...topped with cerebrospinal fluid!

Slowhand wrote:There are starving people in the world who would be very thankful for that stale bread.

No Kenyan wants to break their teeth either.

Hurt my ribs on Saturday. Doctor prescribed Tramadol. Am I going to die?

yes

OMG soon??

no

at least i don't think so

Just make sure to wash it down with some alcohol.

1 wrote:Hurt my ribs on Saturday. Doctor prescribed Tramadol. Am I going to die?

minor side effect

Napalm wrote:

1 wrote:Hurt my ribs on Saturday. Doctor prescribed Tramadol. Am I going to die?

minor side effect

Still breathing, so that’s good

Bucky wrote:

Do they put real cheese on it? I've had impossible burgers elsewhere and liked them, but get outta here with that vegan cheese.

no, they never have, it's that orange gook. only a scoundrel asks for a whopper with cheese.

it is NOT vegan, though, as they put mayo on it. who knew mayo was not vegan