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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 16, 2019 15:22:14

thephan wrote:
Lori Loughlin‘s daughter Olivia Jade will not return to the University of Southern California in the wake the nationwide college admissions cheating scandal, a source tells PEOPLE.

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Although it is unclear whether or not Olivia Jade was aware of her parents’ involvement in the scandal, her booming Instagram and YouTube blogging business has taken a hit since the news broke. On Thursday, Sephora severed ties with the teen.

“She feels she has worked very hard to get different work deals and everything is just gone. She thought she knew what the future had in store for her, and it all just crumbled,” says the source. “It’s a never-ending nightmare for her. She understands the serious consequences her parents are facing and she is very scared.”


Countdown to the sex tape, then the birth of the reality show to take over for the aging Kardashians.


Her daughter was on a private yacht belonging to a BILLIONAIRE (who also happens to be Chairman of USC's Board of Trustees) when she got the news of her parents, because why wouldn't she be?
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 16, 2019 15:23:16

Slowhand wrote:When I type "parmesan" on my phone, why in the HECK is "cheese" not listed as a suggested next word?


Hard cheese.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sat Mar 16, 2019 15:35:55

She thought she could post photos with Sephora makeup for the next 30 years

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby thephan » Sat Mar 16, 2019 16:17:13

Clearly the best stuff if she could.
yawn

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby WheelsFellOff » Sat Mar 16, 2019 17:40:56

Slowhand wrote:When I type "parmesan" on my phone, why in the HECK is "cheese" not listed as a suggested next word?

Because it went the extra step and figured the recipient wouldn't confuse what you meant with parmesan hot air balloons?
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Houshphandzadeh » Sat Mar 16, 2019 20:13:51

what's going on

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Mar 16, 2019 20:26:32

i wake in the morning and i step outside

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby smitty » Sat Mar 16, 2019 21:26:59

Picket lines and picket signs.
Teams lie, sometimes for good reasons, sometimes for bad. They do it to get an advantage while they look at the trade market or just because they can

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Bill McNeal » Sat Mar 16, 2019 21:29:44

I feel like I haven’t seen a good comedy movie in years am I just missing them or do they not make them anymore?
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Slowhand » Sat Mar 16, 2019 21:41:39

What is there to laugh about anymore?
How dare you interrupt my Lime Rickey!

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Bucky » Sat Mar 16, 2019 21:42:27

Does anyone remember laughter?

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby jerseyhoya » Sat Mar 16, 2019 22:05:13

Bill McNeal wrote:I feel like I haven’t seen a good comedy movie in years am I just missing them or do they not make them anymore?

Was mentioned recently, but check out Death of Stalin

Thought it was very funny. Extremely dry humor, sarcastic. Not an Anchorman or something.

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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 16, 2019 22:37:43

jerseyhoya wrote:
Bill McNeal wrote:I feel like I haven’t seen a good comedy movie in years am I just missing them or do they not make them anymore?

Was mentioned recently, but check out Death of Stalin

Thought it was very funny. Extremely dry humor, sarcastic. Not an Anchorman or something.


I don't know why I have to keep being rimended to watch that, since I've wanted to see it since it came out.

Cheap, maybe. Could be because I'm cheap. I'll have to dive in again and see what it'll cost me.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 16, 2019 22:38:57

The two words I most often mis-type on this board are becasue and teh, and spellcheck doesn't catch either one of them.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby swishnicholson » Sat Mar 16, 2019 22:42:33

swishnicholson wrote:The two words I most often mis-type on this board are becasue and teh, and spellcheck doesn't catch either one of them.


152 instances of becasue, and about 20% are mine. Probably more, since some of the others are probably when a post of mine is quoted.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Slowhand » Sun Mar 17, 2019 00:37:39

swishnicholson wrote:
swishnicholson wrote:The two words I most often mis-type on this board are becasue and teh, and spellcheck doesn't catch either one of them.


152 instances of becasue, and about 20% are mine. Probably more, since some of the others are probably when a post of mine is quoted.


I once tried to look up how many times The Dude wrote "because", because he always writes "bc" instead, which has always irrationally irked me. The search feature didn't like that though.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby Monkeyboy » Sun Mar 17, 2019 04:36:20

Slowhand wrote:
thephan wrote:
Lori Loughlin‘s daughter Olivia Jade will not return to the University of Southern California in the wake the nationwide college admissions cheating scandal, a source tells PEOPLE.

...

Although it is unclear whether or not Olivia Jade was aware of her parents’ involvement in the scandal, her booming Instagram and YouTube blogging business has taken a hit since the news broke. On Thursday, Sephora severed ties with the teen.

“She feels she has worked very hard to get different work deals and everything is just gone. She thought she knew what the future had in store for her, and it all just crumbled,” says the source. “It’s a never-ending nightmare for her. She understands the serious consequences her parents are facing and she is very scared.”


Countdown to the sex tape, then the birth of the reality show to take over for the aging Kardashians.


Her daughter was on a private yacht belonging to a BILLIONAIRE (who also happens to be Chairman of USC's Board of Trustees) when she got the news of her parents, because why wouldn't she be?



Yeh, something tells me she'll land on her back....err, feet.

She should try being poor, if she thinks this is bad.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 17, 2019 20:08:58

i just popped some blood blisters on my big toes.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby PrattRules » Sun Mar 17, 2019 20:14:29

I also made a 5lb corned beef brisket...so pretty productive Sunday.
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Re: Random Thoughts? More like Randumb

Unread postby CalvinBall » Sun Mar 17, 2019 21:04:43

Was walking downtown tonight. Some dude, right in the center of town just pulls his dick out and starts peeing on the sidewalk. Cars going by. We are about ten feet from him.

I said c'mon man. He replied with "it happens. Happy St Patrick's day."

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